Tuesday, December 08, 2009

flatul-ometer

noun. A keen, you-smelt-it-you-dealt-it-detecting device.

Real citation: "Flatul-ometer reading v high on train. Morning guffs aplenty from co-commuters. Breathing through jumper. Wrong."
(Nov. 27, 2009, Steve Potter, Twitter, http://twitter.com/stevepotter1/statuses/6106163772)

Made-up citation: "Can you get your gaydar and flatul-ometer repaired at the same shop?"

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