noun. Look deep into the eyes, soul, or pants of a sick puppy, and this ye shall find.
Real citation: "Justify it and claim 'specialness' because of their 'sick-puppy-esque-ness'."
(Allison Wonderland, June 15, 2001, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.consciousness.4th-way/msg/47e530fdce2fc5be?hl=en&)
Made-up citation: "According to the Koran, one should avoid all sick-puppy-esque-ness. Or maybe that was my Aunt Laura."