Tuesday, July 18, 2006


noun. A legally uncoupled couple. But what about the crotchfruit? Maybe you should stay together for the crotchfruit.

Real citation: “It's official: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are now divorcey-weds.”
(Ann Romano, “One Day at a Time,” July 13, 2006, The Portland Mercury, http://portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175)

Made-up citation: "Most of my friends have at least one parent who's a divorcey-wed. I'm starting to think my parents are weirdoes just for staying hitched."

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