Wednesday, December 21, 2005


adverb. No fucking way, 'kay?

Real citation: "Anyhow, let me tell you this fact: not working is totally fucking awesome. It is not, however, very interesting. Today, for example, my alarm went off at nine. Did I get up at nine, ready to take the bit in the teeth and kick the shit out of this day? Absofuckingnotly."
(Worker #3116, "Putting Shit in Perspective," April 21, 2004,

Made-up citation: "When offered pea soup or a prayer book, just say 'absofuckingnotly,' kids."

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