losercapades

noun. The exploits of losers--and maybe a few hosers and louts too.

Related terms: asscapades, bedcapades, crapcapades, dorkcapades, fuckcapades, shitcapades, skankcapades, turdcapades.

Real citation: "So she's a big loser, and you're the little turd chronicling her losercapades on iSONEWS. That puts you at the top of the loser-chain, loser."
(AngryKoala, Jan. 16, 2006, http://www.theisonews.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=137684&highlight=&sid=496e3ba449ad39dcf9a82fc5f4c67b7d)

Made-up citation: "My biography will probably be titled Losercapades, though I'd prefer Mega Uber Space Porn: Shazbot!"

not-a-cancerness

noun. A quality possessed by those rare individuals who are neither stirring the pot nor slowly destroying the souls of everyone around them.

Real citation: "I think he's seen more of the best and worst of Kara than anyone else in her life and he still stays. How could Kara possibly resist that? He's like this walking validation of her not-a-cancerness. His brother died due in part to her bad judgement, they fight, they hurt each other, she accidently shot him in the chest - but he's still standing and he's still there and I just can't see that as a weakness."
(Oracle42, " 3-9: "Unfinished Business" 2006.12.01," Dec. 2, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148877&view=findpost&p=6739334)

Made-up citation: "In basketball, teammates are valued for passing, rebounding, not-a-cancerness, and cool facial hair."

Mother Theresa-y

adj. Humanitarian-style, which is so popular with the kids these days.

Real citation: "I found their description to be a bit whacked out. I'm allegedly highly introverted while being all Mother Theresa-y and saving the world."
(ihearteric, Sept. 18, 2006, http://charlaineharris.master.com/texis/master/search/showmsg.html?id=4514bbdb12&Catid=449095513)

Made-up citation: "I stole a neighbor's newspaper on Christmas. Not the most Mother Theresa-y way to celebrate Jesusday."

nookie-ish

adj. Conjugalicious-y.

Real citation: "In refernce to my last post: The evil cabana boy position has been filled. I am looking forward to many years of dedicated evil service from my evil cabana boy, and suggest he learn some monster foot rubbing skillz. Also, by agreeing to be my evil cabana boy, he's agreed to all sorts of nookie-ish things. Heh."
(June 8, 2006, http://myheartisinthedesert.blogspot.com/2006/06/blogger-hates-me.html)

Made-up citation: "Bonobos engage in nookie and nookie-ish activities about as often as I suck down bubble teas and watch Battlestar Galactica DVDs. Hmmm. This evolution thing might not be working right."

defuckified

adj. Something defuckified has been unfuckified, unfucked, and defucked--in other words, fixed.

Related terms: deballified, degoopified, desmellified, destinkified.

Real citation: "So I go to setup Trillian on my work PC since home might go away again in the rolling blackouts. Now my first thought was just to unzip my copy from home directly on top of the existing copy but then I thought.. no... thats kind of a shotgun approach.. lets do it smarter. Much tinkering later I think I have it defuckified now. This thing seems to have settings all over the place. Whee. Hehe."
(techie, April 18, 2006, http://users.livejournal.com/techie_/2006/04/18/)

Made-up citation: "How many years of therapy will it take till my psyche is defuckified?"

nutbaritude

noun. Look deep into the buggy eyes of a raving nutbar, and this ye shall find.

Related terms: nutbarhood.

Real citation: "Ah! I continue to marvel at Kramer's patience and politeness in the face of obvious nutbaritude."
(NoDeity, June 24, 2005, http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopicp-235470-.html)

Made-up citation: "Clinically speaking, believers in angels and believers in pig-men occupy the same sphere of nutbaritude."

absoshitly

adj. An alternative to "absolutely" that is full of shit.

Related terms: absodiddly, absoforking, absofracking, absofreaking, absofricking, absofucking, absosmurfing.

Real citation: "guess what... i absoshitly LOVE shane tyson."
(Rocko, May 9, 2005, http://www.xanga.com/XxTwice)

Made-up citation: "The most absoshitly delightful concert I went to this year was probably the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. They own me, and I like it."

cameltoeriffic

adj. A very specific type of spandex-tightness.

Real citation: "Indeed, it was cameltoeriffic. I'm thinking they probably should have considered wearing some sort of underwear."
(Dunnas, Oct. 23, 2005, http://www.automobileforum.com/forums/index.php?s=135d1eab78432d70f14b13ce701876ae&showtopic=53255)

Made-up citation: "'Be not ye cameltoeriffic,' said the thunder god Thor, harshing the Asgardian mellow once again."

cringy-cringy

adj. Cringy squared.

Real citation: "I just watched this episode again earlier today- it starts off so cringy (for me, not so funny-cringy as cringy-cringy) but gets better as the episode progresses- I feel so sorry for poor Katy while watching it."
(hayds, "1-6: "Hot Girl" 2005.04.26," July 20, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3135609&view=findpost&p=5698040)

Made-up citation: "Cringy-cringy is painful to the soul but easier to clean up than barfy-cringy."

non-boner-giving

present participle. Totally un-Christmas-like. Um, make that un-Cialis-like.

Related terms: actual-boner-giving, non-boner-inducing, non-boner-ifying.

Real citation: "Mexicans eat turtle eggs because they believe that turtle eggs give them boners. Turtle eggs do not give them boners. Mexican environmentalists attempt to replace non-boner-giving turtle eggs with actual-boner-giving models. Environmentalists sell out long-term goals (stop the objectification of women) for short-term goal (stop the extinction of sea-turtles)."
(ACS, August 25, 2004, http://twistyfaster.typepad.com/i_blame_the_patriarchy/2005/08/huevos.html#comment-8840140)

Made-up citation: "'Boner-giving or non-boner-giving?' is the 'Paper or plastic?' of the pharmaceuticals industry."

semi-crapola-free

adj. Only somewhat lacking a steaming pile of crapola.

Real citation: "I don't know why, but whenever I install windows on a computer, it stays usable (semi crapola free) for at least six months. For some of my friends, that's a record. I watch as they install windows, I don't notice any difference, and it goes to hell in a week."
(Sid, Jan. 14, 2006, http://www.politicalcrossfire.com/forum/archive.php/o_t__t_46667__view_previous__index.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm afraid that if reviews indicate the new Rocky movie is even semi-crapola-free, I'll check it out. I'm not proud."

fan-coitus-tastic

adj. A family-friendly version of "fan-fucking-tastic."

Real citation: "fan-coitus-tastic!"
(andy, Oct. 2, 2006, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=17297472&blogID=175528823&Mytoken=EA2BADA8-E557-4260-AB9387F3BB86B25817068579)

Made-up citation: "Words to avoid when composing love poems: fan-coitus-tastic, stank, throbiness."

mancrushish

adj. When a dude loves a dude...in a dudely way, sort of.

Real citation: ":laugh: i would say the rest of the lyrics but they are a lil mancrushish"
(Leonard Washington, Dec. 12, 2005, http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-131814.html)

Made-up citation: "Many conservatives have mancrushish feelings for the Prez, as hilariously pointed out by James Wolcott."

botsploitation

noun. A film genre featuring long, hard, shiny, metallic robots--with attachments.

Related terms: assploitation, boobsploitation, cocksploitation, crapsploitation, crotchsploitation, dorksploitation, petsploitation, skanksploitation.

Real citation: "Tom: 'Botsploitation films, Mike, the whole lot of them! Little more than electronic 'minstrel shows' so you humans can watch the goofy antics of your 'happy slaves' while you crush them under your fleshy heel!"
(Feb. 22, 2003, http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.tv.mst3k.mstings/msg/2bea51c3824b0474)

Made-up citation: "Fembotitude and botsploitation go together like coffee and...a shitload of more coffee."

groinalicious

adj. Mmmm...groiny goodness.

Related words: crotchalicious, conjugalicious.

Real citation: "sounds groinalicious!"
(norks, Jan. 29, 2006, http://s14.invisionfree.com/Forearm/index.php?showtopic=13)

Made-up citation: "Many folks find this blog while searching for groinalicious delights. I wonder how disappointed they are to find the words 'full-frontal-ness' and 'robo-seductress' but no full-frontal-ness or robo-seductresses."

hosebeastess

noun. A female hosebeast. But a hosebeast is female. You figure it out!

Related words: hosebeasty.

Real citation: "and Silver, dont defend this psycho hosebeastess - she crazy"
(Univity, Oct. 16, 2004, http://www.madhookup.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1599&sid=2560781fef9d762acb48226e25b9d473)

Made-up citation: "Should I call Bethany the lady of the house or the hosebeastess of the house in my letter of recommendation?"

pre-fucked-over

adj. Like premeditation, but the meditation was replaced with royal fucked-over-ness.

Real citation: "That last thought--that bolded one. Erase that one from your brain. We, as women, are somehow pre-fucked-over to believe that there is something wrong with us if something isn't working out, or going perfectly. And it's a load of bollocks. Sometimes shit is just wrong. It isn't anyone's fault. Not everything has to be the fault of someone. Sometimes, hell, often times, shit just sucks."
(Sassinator, Oct. 26, 2004, http://www.debutaunt.com/archives/000342.php)

Made-up citation: "I have a tendency to awfulize and feel pre-fucked-over, because I am a bowl of joy."

unpopely

adverb. Like, totally unbecoming of His Popeliness.

Real citation: "Although the world’s Cardinals agreed that Benedict’s less than sporting response to his dismissal was rather undignified, they have forgiven him on the grounds that such unpopely behaviour is not sufficient cause for stripping a Cardinal of his feathers."
(Dale Petrie, 2005, http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/world/cliffpope.html)

Made-up citation: "White robes are popely; purple thongs are unpopely."

jerkfacewad

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

mythology-y

adj. The Buffy generation's version of "sorta-mythological."

Real citation: "As for the moniker, at last night's LA show the question came up again, and we got a pretty firm response from Verheiden that it was purely an aesthetic decision, made at the last minute--they thought 'Zeus' sounded 'too mythology-y' and preferred the rhythm of 'Jupiter.'"
(Jenny O, "3-11: "The Eye Of Jupiter" 2006.12.15," Dec. 16, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3149366&view=findpost&p=6864518)

Made-up citation: "'By Thor's hammer!' is a mythology-y exclamation. 'Holy monkey balls!' is not."