fembotitude

noun. Look deep into the circuitry of a sultry female sexpotbot, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "Thanks. I thought we needed a robot with Fembotitude. ; )"
(Lazarus, Feb. 19, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:07iXkIBk8qUJ:www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx%3FPostID%3D463058+%22fembotitude%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "While giving medical advice, I suggested that my friend Kelly might be a fembot. But how can we prove her fembotitude?"

Jeezass-loving

present participle. Christ-adoring; savior-snorkeling; Jeebus-hugging.

Real citation: "I never said they did. But this crop of Jeezass-loving Rethuglicunts is the worst I've ever seen. Trafficant was an outsider even among the Democrats. Tom DeLay and Duke Cunningham were fist deep up the asses of the Bush inner circle."
(MoeLarryandJesus, May 4, 2006, The Huffington Post, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/05/03/republicans-split-on-lobb_n_20328.html)

Made-up citation: "Sam Harris' new epistle to the Jeezass-loving crown doesn't add much to his first book, but I still love it like pancakes."

skankstache

noun. A rodent-sized pile of hair, proving that skankitude is a gender-neutral concept.

Related terms: pornstache, fuckstache.

Real citation: "Yeah, shaving is kind of a drag. I only shave about every 3 days, which by then I'm plenty due, but I kinda like the scruff. I keep the upper lip trimmed at all times to avoid the skankstache. This will all change though come May when I have to conform to CP's guidelines. No biggie though."
(Thrill Rider, Jan. 28, 2005, http://www.thrillnetwork.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-33411.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm a beard man, but skankstaches make me weep with bed-wetting fear. I'm complex."

infatuationish

adj. Lovey-dovey-obsessiony.

Real citation: "i wonder if he still likes me or if it was like a week-long thing. like an infatuationish thing."
(jax, March 7, 2005, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:YIX-DIJ-XRwJ:pleonast.com/weblog.php%3FSID%3D81f23bc6dddf57324061a%26user%3Driotgirl05%26o%3D50%26%26l%3D5+infatuationish&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "I could use a new crush and some fresh infatuationish feelings right now. Otherwise, I'll get a lot of work done."

smurftarded

adj. Tarded...though blue and adorable.

Related terms: fucktarded, fracktarded, asstarded, nontarded, untarded.

Real citation: "I was asking around from some recently ex-patted patrons from the USA; and Emo kids LIKE to be called Emo because it's 'cool'. Personally I think pretending to be emotional or 'emo' is smurftarded."
(Iri Valentine, April 12, 2004, http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?p=1074804)

Made-up citation: "Smurftarded gnomes need extra classes. But the elves and leprechauns won't pay for it!"

goitertastic

adj. Mmm...abnormally enlarged thyroid gland.

Real citation: "Springer: Goitertastic! I mean, fantastic! I'm really having a lot of goiter...I mean fun!"
("Out With the Old," http://www.worlds-worst.com/worldsworst/fanfic/idea_detail.php?LinkID=55&CatID=5&Gamescope_Session=
150df7e5dd3f7e5b3cbf465d11cf1aa0)

Made-up citation: "Ben & Jerry's new Goitertastic Grandson isn't flying off the shelves, leaving marketers stunned."

megadumpage

noun. A substantial instance of dumping, whether of significant others or God-given feces.

Real citation: "So, did anybody hit this during last season's Tahoe megadumpage?"
(bad_roo, Sept. 10, 2005, http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-34868.html)

Made-up citation: "As a summer camp counselor for disabled children, I cleaned up the mightiest megadumpage in the land. And a shitstorm or two."

collision-y

adj. May cause an owie.

Real citation: "I'm keen on seeing Baby Face Nelson, the one Siegel I've never lucked across, and even keener to re-see the seldom-shown, collision-y procedural The Lineup, which features a hit man and his dapper assistant, who writes down the victim's last words into a keepsake notebook."
(James Wolcott, "The Siegel Catalog," March 19, 2006, http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2006/03/the_siegel_cata.php)

Made-up citation: "My dad is the ultimate sports nut: if there are balls and collision-y behavior involved, he will watch."

fuckboozled

adj. Fuckin' bamboozled, I'd say. Or drunk.

Real citation: "farrkin school. the only thing ive got to look forward to tonight is CSI. wana get fuckboozled this weekend? xxx"
(March 7, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:1IJBD5qv9j0J:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendID%3D14368590+fuckboozled&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "I'm trying to deal with some issues. Should I try meditation, therapy, or fuckboozlement?"

douchebagface

noun. Not the best name for a kitten.

Related term: douchebaghead.

Real citation: "THAT IS COPYRIGHT OF MEGAN BAKED YOU BIG FAT DOUCHEBAGFACE."
(justsignbythex, Dec. 31, 2005, http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=emolyrics&itemid=67115512)

Made-up citation: "Hey douchebagface! Are you enjoying your meal?"

jizz-ism

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non-nonchalant-ness

adj. Look deep into my eyes, and you may see my brain spinning like a top propelled by a hyperactive hamster who put too much crack on his cornflakes. Thus, the non-nonchalant-ness.

Real citation: "After a few minutes of chatting with Richard Roth, the interviewer, my non-nonchalant-ness and his non-nonchalant-ness coupled to make one interesting conversation."
(Drew Powell, "Long Term Benefits of Media Fellows," http://www.depauw.edu/honors/media/alum2.asp)

Made-up citation: "Every time I've ever tried to commit a crime, no matter how small, I've failed miserably, probably due to my non-nonchalant-ness. I couldn't have scored coke in Rick James' bathroom."

Batshitistan

noun. The la-la-iest land of the looniest.

Related terms: batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit insane, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, batshit-demented, super-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshit loonball, holy batshit, batshittery, batcrap, batpoop.

Real citation: "For the Shi'ites in the south, strip them of all resources, cut them off from everyone, and let them have their batshit insane theocracy. Gradually, airlift in supplies to the people of Batshitistan so they can kick out the oppressive rulers when they get sick of them."
(Ice Hockey Players, Aug. 24, 2006, http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=497202&page=2)

Made-up citation: "As a sometimes resident of Batshitistan, I'm just happy I have a passport. Potato wing!"

skankitudinous

adj. When "skanky" just doesn't cover it.

Real citation: "OT: For those with Paradise Hotel withdrawals... Fox Reality is going to be airing Temptation Island (I think it's Season 2 or 3) beginning the week of 11/1. Obviously PH is the pinnacle of skankitudinous tv entertainment."
(Crankie, "Paradise Hotel," Oct. 24, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3093936&view=findpost&p=3844596)

Made-up citation: "Supposedly, skankitudinous Seattle sisters sip sake so serenely. Selah."

proctologistette

noun. A proctologist of the female-ier sex.

Related terms: proctologistess.

Real citation: "a future proctologistette???"
(zipperzap, Aug. 11, 2006, http://forums.gunbroker.com/post.asp?method=ReplyQuote&REPLY_ID=1493584&TOPIC_ID=
210331&FORUM_ID=4)

Made-up citation: "If my lovely daughter Emily grows up to be a proctologistette, I'll be so proud and barfed out."

sketchbally

adj. A balmier form of sketchitude. Er—make that ballsier. Damn you, spellcheck!

Related terms: sketchballish, non-sketchball.

Real citation: "Well my utmost apologies to anyone who actually reads the stuff on my web site.. no pictures to go along with tonight's blog. You know - I've had a lot on my mind this week. I think that I can credit that to the fact that I've been home sick most of the week. But none the less, I've had a lot on my mind. I'm convinced that God's timing in life, is pretty much just crazy. Not necessarilly crazy in a bad way, but it seems so sketchbally to me. (yes... I just said sketchbally...)"
(Chelsea, May 27, 2005, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&FriendID=15886063&
amp;amp;amp;blogMonth=5&blogDate=27&blogYear=2005)

Made-up citation: "Dogs are often better than people at detecting sketchbally characters and half-eaten sandwiches."

crapcation

noun. A vacation that sucks mega monkey balls.

Related terms: mancation.

Real citation: "Aug. 12-15th, sporadic last visits (before crapcation)"
(Shadrax, Aug. 8, 2005, http://www.chulsang.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=433&sid=a481e3bcb20ef7b4baf098bf52c14de9)

Made-up citation: "My worst crapcation was probably a drive to Florida with some of the more loathsome fish in my gene pool. I was 10, and if my parents really loved me, they would have hit me with a sledgehammer instead."

biscuitwad

noun. Wads don't get any yummier.

Real citation: "Your face is the biggest laugh though I haven't seen a zombie make it in music yet, still it's early days for you yet. How about you try psychadelics and open your mind rather then poison your soul biscuitwad!"
(http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:RPoMqXBObEAJ:www.linqglobal.com/mdh/index.php%3F%26show%3D4+biscuitwad&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "Yes, you're a biscuitwad, Julian. But you're my biscuitwad."

turdbuffery

noun. They say you can't put lipstick on a pig, but apparently you can buff a turd.

Real citation: "If you *insist*... I would use a large lawnmower engine. In an extreme act of turdbuffery, the camshaft could be modified with extra lobes to open the intake and exhaust valves on *every* downstroke and upstroke (MIG or braze, and make a "pattern" with filecard stock to get the lobe shape fairly close with the grinder/file) and the neatest thing about this is that many lawnmower engines seem to already use NPT for the muffler attachment *anyway*"
(peejay, April 22, 2004, http://www.rx7club.com/forum/showthread.php?s=924860f93be657c29e530ade30b6365a&p=5571977#post5571977)

Made-up citation: "Even Mr. Turd Blossom Karl Rove doesn't have enough powers of turdbuffery to make this president shine."

schmoopiecakes

noun. Are you my schmoopiecakes? Are you my schmoopiecakes? Yes, yes you are!

Related terms: schmoopiepants, schmoopieface, schmoopiehead, schmoopie-poo, schmoopsie-poo, de-schmoopify.

Real citation: "She was really starting to look unhappy now. Poor schmoopiecakes!"
(mr. pseudostudent & pseudostudent, "How Swede It Is," http://www.tarflies.com/virtual/index.php?leg=3)

Made-up citation: "Many a schmoopiecakes--when called 'schmoopiecakes'--responds with a fork to the eyeball."