Children are like snowflakes. In hell, they’re gonna melt pretty quickly.
Children are like criminal scum. Batman hates ‘em.
Children are like leggings. They’re not pants.
Children are like spears. It’s rude to throw them at strangers.
Children are like iced coffee. It’s harder to sell them in the winter.
Children are like dreams. I probably have some, but I can’t remember.
Children are like gifts. I’d rather get a gift card.
Children are like desktop computers. I’m surprised anyone still makes them.
Children are like rays of sunshine. They cause cancer.
Children are like cinder blocks. If you drop them off the roof, someone could get hurt.
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