Thursday, August 05, 2010

dog toy squeaker-ectomy

noun. A procedure all vets are taught, in addition to how to weave a fine sweater out of hairballs.

Real citation: "@KristinaFields ah! the dog toy squeaker-ectomy.. so good!!"
(July 2, 1010, Kristy Perez, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kristyperez/status/17625894631)

Made-up citation: "Luckily, I've never had to do a dog toy squeaker-ectomy on my dog. He only eats orphan parts, which seem to go down smooth."

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