Monday, June 07, 2010

duke-diddly-ookie

noun. A Ned Flanders-style turd.

Real citation: "For Yer Poppa, it's been a life of dooks, dookies, duchesses, droppin' ducats, dukin' it out and bustin' some duke-diddly-ookies. But seriously, until I beheld what a crap movie this Marmaduke appears to be, it had never occurred to me that a 'marmaduke' could be a 'huge shit.' Thank you. It'll be there when you need it."
(June 3, 2010, Pop Cesspool, http://www.popcesspool.net/2010/06/marmaduke-the-magnum-euphemism-freshly-discovered.html)

Made-up citation: "Don't bring a duke-diddly-ookie to a nuke-diddly-ookie fight."

1 comment:

POP CESSPOOL said...

INADEQUATE MADE-UP CITATION. PLEASE REPLACE CURRENT MADE-UP CITATION WITH THE FOLLOWING:

"You bet yer bottom dolly-dollar that I'll be producing some duke-diddly-ookies!"