snobamachine

noun. A contraption that is downright un-American. Darn tootin'.

Real citation: "Don't confuse snow machines for ridin' w/lib gov't snow machine for controllin' weather. 2nd one is a snobamachine."
(April 26, 2010, SP GhostTweeter, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Tweetin4Palin/status/12901983809)

Made-up citation: "When choosing between a snobamachine and a slobamachine, I consider my feelings about squalor."