Wednesday, March 14, 2007

spermliness

noun. A spermatozoa-type quality that has something to do with manhood and peopling the earth.

Real citation: "Between the time we got our diagnosis and did some research and the time of our appointment, T and I did some soul searching. Amazingly, T is one of the only men I have ever met who honestly doesn't care about carrying on a genetic legacy. Not only that, but he is man enough to NOT associate manliness with spermliness. Thank God. It would have been the Crisco-flavored icing on the soggy-ass cake if he were like that."
(amyesq, Jan. 23, 2005, Fertiley Challenged, http://amyesq.blogspot.com/2005/01/ttc-early-years.html)

Made-up citation: "If spermliness is next to Godliness, then God should watch out for the wet spot."

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