thinkbone

noun. I think it's under the skullbone. And it's connected to the corpus-callosum-bone.

Real citation: "It hurts my thinkbone."
(Jon Stewart doing George W. Bush, Jan. 30, 2006, The Daily Show)

Made-up citation: "According to a recent Harvard study, America's favorite body parts are the think-bone, the boner-bone, and hair. Further research is needed on this problematic subject."

man region

noun. El crotcho masculino.

Related terms: woman region, buttockal region, nether regions.

Real citation: "WOW- loveland is one nasty team. it seamed as if they didnt care if they got kicked out of the game because it was their last one. i have never seen a nastier team play. i no 1 maybe 2 players got kicked out. they bit fingers, kicked in the man region, twisted ankles.... just about everything you can think of. i do respect them for coming out strong knowing they have nothing to play for tho.... all in all a great game."
(kmkdude, Oct, 31, 2004, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:4NgFL1jOPW0J:www.yappi.com/forums/printthread.php%3Fthreadid%3D75394+%22kicked+in+the+man+region%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "According to the Bible, you people should gird thy loins, which may or may not require a girdle but certainly involves the man region. So get girding!"

bad kisser magnet

noun. An unfortunate person who attracts hordes of drooling, smooch-challenged, would-be lip-lockers.

Related terms: nutjob magnet, wingnut magnet, fucknut magnet, loser magnet, asshat magnet, asshole magnet, doofus magnet, dork magnet, dumbass magnet, skank magnet, ho magnet, neanderthal magnet.

Real citation: "I'm a bad kisser magnet, all hail me"
(Neleke, Jan. 11, 2003, http://www.chrisrankin.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=215274&sid=dde59bfd6c57a6ad644df1c8b3f4bd0e)

Made-up citation: "Though I don't always keep my inner George Costanza in the barbed-wire-lined cage where he belongs, at least I've never contributed to anyone I've dated being a bad kisser magnet. As far as I know. And I have excellent hair and a good phone voice, I promise."

bird-flu-tastic

adj. Stop licking chickens, OK?

Real citation: "mmm bird-flu-tastic"
(Jan. 6, 2005, http://www.alternativenation.net/forums/scotland/93101-exodus-aberdeen.html)

Made-up citation: "My dear Aries, if you stay open to all possibilities, the cosmic winds will blow romance, good financial news, and a bird-flu-tastic surprise your way later this year."

infangelina

noun. The crotchfruit of the most holy womb of Angelina Jolie. Mmm...holy womb, Batman.

Related terms: Brangelina, vagilina, Federletus.

Real citation: "We will need special goggles. No, the goggles won't protect us. We'll need artists, great artists, who'll sacrifice their eyes for one brief gaze upon the Brangelina infant (or, as we like to call it, the Infangelina), sketch its glory quickly, then spend their rest of their lives as blind babbling fools, jibbering in some monastery somewhere."
(Jan. 18, 2006, Fametracker, http://www.fametracker.com/fame_audit/infangelina.shtml)

Made-up citation: "I just wanted to say that finding 'infangelina' makes me giddy as a schoolgirl when the sailboats dock. It sounds like an adorable, fanged baby of death that will probably chew all our throats out. Maybe when the infangelina grows up, it will be part of an intifada. Or it might attend a pharmaceutical program and become a very handy medication that cures the bird flu and stuff."

forensicy-type

adj. Uh, I don't really watch these shows, but sounds kind of ishy.

Real citation: “Every time I watch these forensicy-type programs on Court TV, I keep thinking, I could write these things, but where do I go to sign up and volunteer (at first, until they saw how wonderful I am) to work on them?”
(chickenpinata, “Putting Off Laundry, and a Rant,” Feb. 1, 2005, http://chickenpinata.tblog.com/archive/2005/01/)

Made-up citation: "I'm just guessing Forensicy-type Falafel wouldn't be a popular lunch."

salad bar rage

noun. A crouton-related anger-management disaster not recommended by doctors or waiters.

Real citation: “We'll hit rock bottom when we have salad bar rage.”
(sswift, July 26, 2002, http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=251532)

Made-up citation: "There's only one cure for salad bar rage--aversion therapy with bleu cheese. If the patient drowns in the chunky white goodness, he's cured. If he lives, we feed him to rats. Either way, America stays number one."

fuckwiener

noun. Heh. Fuckwiener.

Real citation: "YOU MAY ALREADY BE A FUCKWIENER!"
(Dec. 4, 2005, rabbit blog, http://www.rabbitblog.com/
2005_12_01_rabbitblog_archive.html#113376878854491706)

Made-up citation: "Very few of Emily Dickinson's poems rhymed 'fuckwiener' with 'duck cleaner,' though scholars of American literature agree that this important poet believed ducks should be well-groomed at all times."

batshittitude

noun. Madness. Batty, shitty madness.

Related terms: batshit crazy, batshit insane, batshit loony, batshit whacko, batshit nutty, batshit nutso, super-batshit-insane, completely-fucking-batshit-insane, batshit-fucking-crazy, batshit-sounding, batshit-demented, non-batshit, pre-batshit, anti-batshit, batshit loonball, holy batshit, batshittery, itchy-batshitty, batcrap, batpoop, luminous batshit evil.

Real citation: “Lord yes... Michael Savage is an intelligent, well-read individual who goes batshit crazy the moment something happens with which he does not agree. All the brains and all the reading will not save you from batshittitude. I used to have to board-op the Michael Savage show.”
(Listener, Aug. 11, 2005, http://www.juntoonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=3514.msg61366)

Made-up citation: "Researchers at a local university are trying to determine whether Scientologists or born-agains have a greater batshittitude quotient. Either way, heathen monkeys just can't stay off the porn."

non-suckalicious

adj. There is no suck to be found here. Move along.

Real citation: “RoboRaptor - sequel to last year "robosapien" along with it's new stable mate "robopet" - Now I have a thing for Robots dating back to reading Asivmov and discovering Star Wars (non suckalicious original edition) as a kid.”
(mirandazero, “The cyber divide and gadget whore,” Dec. 10, 2005, http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/journal_view.php?journalid=88010&entryid=270148&view=public)

Made-up citation: "As I grow and mature, I'm slowly becoming a one-coffee man--Dunkin' Donuts is the only java that tastes non-suckalicious to me lately. I think there's crack in that coffee. Mmm...crack coffee."

metric frackload

noun. A frackin' whole lot of I don't know what.

Related terms: frack you, fracked up, motherfracker, clustercrack, metric buttload, metric assload, metric arseload, metric heinie-load, metric bootyload, metric poop-load, metric poo-load, metric shitload, metric crapload, metric fuckload, metric boatload, metric truckload, metric smurfload, metric cuntload, metric dickload, metric cockload, metric pantload, metric pantsload.

Real citation: "Yeah, there's only a whole metric frackload of Boomers out there. She isn't going anywhere."
(SurvivAR-15, 2005, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:x48V1RHAo4gJ:ar15.com/forums/topic.html%3Fb%3D1%26f%3D5%26t%3D298560%26page%3D19+%22metric+frackload%22&hl=en)

Made-up citation: "A metric frackload of folks have told me to check out the new Battlestar Galactica, and damn it, I will. By Odin's beard, I will."

mailmanette

noun. A mailperson with feminine wiles. And feminine mail equipment.

Real citation: "my aspiration is to be a mailmanette."
(funny hat, http://www.fictionpress.com/~funnyhat)

Made-up citation: "I come from a long line of mailmen and mailmanettes, though I personally prefer going mental to going postal."

butt-grape ritual

noun. The kind of love that is possible only between a coach and an athlete. And a grape.

Real citation: "The single best coach story I heard concerned a college football coach who purportedly made his players run wind sprints while each one held a single grape between the cheeks of his buttocks. The unfortunate soul who came in last had to eat the grapes. Haunting though this story is, I can't verify it. My correspondent, a rather distinguished newspaper columnist, said he read about this in a biography of the coach in question that was published in the 1970s. But despite assiduously searching Amazon.com and Google's book-search page, I was unable to find any reference to the butt-grape ritual, and therefore shall withhold the name of the coach in question. (I think it may also be awhile before I can bring myself to eat a grape.)"
(Timothy Noah, "Bad Coaches," Jan. 19, 2006, Slate, http://www.slate.com/id/2134286/?nav=tap3)

Made-up citation: "In my culture, the ancient butt-grape ritual separates the men from the boys and the grapes from the bananas. Thank you, Jesus."

scooper's elbow

noun. The number one health hazard of the pooper scooper troopers of America.

Real citation: "If he has any complaints about his chosen career, it's what he calls "scooper's elbow." When it rains, he explains, the poop gets saturated with water and becomes heavy."
(Sam Boykin, "The sweet stink of success," Salon, salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/18/pooper_scoopers/print.html)

Made-up citation: "The student asked the Zen master, 'Do proctologists develop scooper's elbow?' The Zen master merely smiled while filling his pants. At this, the student was enlightened."

brain bleach moment

noun. Those times when a do-it-yourself-lobotomy is the only way to make the pain stop.

Real citation: "Sorry about the brain bleach moment. I don't make the news, I just report it, but it did look awfully suspect. But then, I've got a dirty mind, so..."
(McKay, "Adult Moments on Kids Shows," July 27, 2004, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3113944&view=findpost&p=1723467)

Made-up citation: "I can't think of totally squicky brain bleach moment off the top of my head...does my entire adolescence count?"

diddly bupkis

noun. Nada with a side of jack squat.

Real citation: "Ladies and gentlemen, I had a speech prepared, but I think I'll just wing this one. Our economy is in a shambles. We've only reached 1/20th of our job target, which was set awfully low as it is. That's just shameful. It seems that the Republican economic model is failing, as the only 'recovery' is in a few sectors on Wall Street and in the pocketbooks of CEOs. The average American is seeing diddly bupkis. So I'm going to take this opportunity to fire all of my economic advisors, and replace them with well-read and published social democrats."
(Briguy, Jan. 21, 2004, http://www.rabble.ca/babble/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=13&t=000244&p=)

Made-up citation: "The difference between human DNA and chimp DNA? Somewhere between half a banana and diddly bupkis."

de-edumacation

noun. Sounds like someone needs their learning juice.

Real citation: "The De-edumacation of the American Brainscape"
(The Colbert Report, Jan. 18, 2006)

Made-up citation: "The only non-humans who engage in edumacation, not de-edumacation, are ants. As a Visiting Assistant Professor of Problematic Heuristics, I couldn't be more proud."

hair tossy

adj. Since cutting my long, flowing locks, I can no longer engage in this kind of sultry behavior. Which is probably for the best. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Real citation: "Cindy is doing a lot more pouty sexy hair tossy things in this one, so maybe the guys will like it more."
("Not my favorite, but still really good," Aug. 7, 2003, www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2D9TA1EYXA9KR/002-6742189-6220830)

Made-up citation: "Hair-tossiness may be genetic, like heart disease and a yen for pea soup."

fuck-capades

noun. Also known by the less catchy terms “fornication-capades” and “hot-buttered-monkey-sex-capades.”

Real citation: "Yes, your name is certainly on the tip of everyone's tongue, overshadowing even the latest Clinton fuck-capades."
(Biil Palmjob, Feb. 12, 1998, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genius.bill-palmer/msg/08c2ef1243a40879)

Made-up citation: "Memo to the producers of Lost: fewer evil, meaningless smoke-monsters and more fuck-capades please."

lesbiatic

adj. Lesbionic.

Related terms: lesbiotic.

Real citation: "I have not heard very good things about Evil Beaver. (that's a great sentence even out of context!) Seriously though, a supposed lesbiatic duo that plays loudly and poorly."
(nezpierce, Feb. 3, 2004, http://crack.rockdell.org/index.php?topic=1464.msg30946)

Made-up citation: "Lesbiandar is a handy device for tracking down practitioners of the lesbiatic arts."

Xenu-tastic

adj. Having something to do with Xenu, a fantastic intergalactic badass who 1) according to Scientologists, was a naughty, naughty space-demon-thing about 75 quadrillion years ago, and 2) according to South Park, laughs like Jabba the Hut.

Real citation: "To prove his sincere Xenu-tastic passion for Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped on Oprah Winfrey's couch, yelling 'I'm in love!'"
("Tom: Crazy in Love," Dec. 29, 2005-Jan. 12, 2006, Rolling Stone, p. 97)

Made-up citation: "There's a fine line between Xena-tastic and Xenu-tastic. Actually, that's a lie. Xena would slice Xenu's nuts off and feed 'em to her cat."

dillholery

noun. Look deep into the soul-hole of a dillhole, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "What did I miss? Well, I missed an entire lecture. I also missed, more importantly, a lab assignment. I CAN'T MAKE UP LAB ASSIGNMENTS. I might have also missed a quiz. I don't know. I was too pissed to ask S. So, thanks to the dillholery of B and T, I got fucked over. S is the only one with a valid reason. He was merely doing his job at that damn school. It wasn't his fault."
(Chuplayer, "So, showing up to class on time is bad, eh?," Dec. 9, 2005, http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?s=9d76506e886bb0aace378ea7796b2233&p=98627#post98627)

Made-up citation: "Mom always said, 'Dillholery is forgivable; douchebaggery is not.'"

get one's chastity belt in a swivel

verb phrase. A painful below-the-belt situation experienced by the good and holy and pure and right and spiffy among us.

Related terms: get one's bibles in a knot, get one's monkeys in a bunch, get one's panties in a bunch, get one's pantyhose in a bunch, get one's Calvins in a bunch, get one's buns in a bunch, get one's britches in a bunch, get one's ideology in a bunch, get one's ego in a bunch, get one's tampon in a bunch, get one's nuts in a bunch, get one's whiskers in a bunch, get one's boxers in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's beanie in a bunch, get one's thong in a twist, get one's knickers in a twist, get one's panties in a twist, get one's Nicholson in a twist, get one's chakras in a twist, get one's cables in a twist, get one's toga in a twist, get one's noodles in a twist, get one's kilt in a twist, get one's nightie in a twist, get one's undies in a twist, get one's mind in a twist, get one's shorts in a twist, get one's skirt in a twist, get one's tonsils in a twist, get one's skivvies in a twist, get one's extremities in a twist, get one's bollocks in a twist.

Real citation: "I suspect Stanley hasn't even picked the right phony controversy to work himself into a lather about. What's really got the Christian activists' chastity belts in a swivel is NBC's Book of Daniel, a series where Jesus rides in the front seat with Aidan Quinn and same-sex loving seems to be bursting out all over."
(James Wolcott, Dec. 27, 2005, jameswolcott.com/archives/2005/12/gay_polygamy_or.php)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'If thee cannot get thy chastity belt in a swivel over the most minor crap, God hates you and will burn your family.'"

kiss on the pants

verb phrase. Mmm...pants.

Related terms: kiss on the lips, kiss on the cheek.

Real citation: "One, if someone I just met pissed me off, I'd walk away. Immediately. It wouldn't matter how cute he was or now enticing he smelled. Not only that, I would assume any man worth kissing on the pants would do the same."
(Judy McGuire, "New Year's Knuckleheads!," Jan. 4, 2006, http://www.seattleweekly.com/diversions/0601/dategirl.php)

Made-up citation: "Nothing says 'hey sailor!' or ‘happy holidays!’ quite like a kiss on the pants."

crack-whoritude

noun. A literal or metaphorical condition that, by all accounts, can accurately be characterized as "not good."

Related terms: fame-whoritude, media whoritude, semi-whoritude.

Real citation: "Your crack-whoritude has gone beyond all extremes and it's time to part ways. Adobe? Microsoft Acrylic? Apple? Calgon? Take me away!!!"
(Satori Canton, "When Flash Was (Still) Sexy," June 24, 2005, www.actionscript.com/Article/tabid/54/ArticleID/when-flash-was-still-sexy/Default.aspx)

Made-up citation: "Smart scientists have shown that chimpanzees share many abilities with humans, including signing and tool-using. Can crack-whoritude be next?"

lobotomy-ish

adj. A mind is a terrible thing to shank.

Real citation: "And no one is happy. Excepting in the lobotomy-ish way."
(Mr. Shroom, April 5, 2003, http://reallifeforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=66506&sid=4246c1a1eac5ecb0fc92d593dfc545c6)

Made-up citation: "Though I'm a great admirer of learning juice, I never developed a real tolerance to beer. Two and I'm drunk. Three and I'm stupid drunk. Four and above put me in the lobotomy-ish lower regions of la-la land."

butt-sniffee

noun. Where there's a butt-sniffer...

Related terms: admiree, anus lickee, avengee, ball lickee, beatee, beatifee, besmirchee, betrayee, bitee, blow jobee, bombee, brainsuckee, burnee, car-jackee, clobberee, cock and ball torturee, complimentee, consumee, counselee, cradle-robee, crapee, crushee, decapitatee, disectee, disparagee, downsizee, droolee, excommunicatee, exorcisee, felatee, filmee, fist fuckee, floodee, Frenchee, gawkee, giftee, golden showeree, gropee, gougee, headee, impeachee, killee, kissee, lecturee, lickee, likee, litigatee, lustee, manslaughteree, massagee, mindfuckee, Mr. Horse Fuckee, moldee, molestee, moochee, motivatee, mugee, murderee, nursee, obsessee, oglee, pervee, pervertee, photographee, piercee, pimpee, pissee, poopee, predatee, promotee, purse-snatchee, regiftee, reprimandee, scoldee, shagee, shitee, shrinkee, skullfuckee, slashee, slaughteree, slobberee, smoochee, smotheree, sniffee, snitchee, spankee, stabee, stalkee, staree, theftee, toe-suckee, undressee, whackee, wooee, yoinkee.

Real citation: "And his butt-sniffee Tony and he got voted together for the Busted Urinal Award!"
(Gyudon Z, March 29, 2001, groups.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/c02d7b985228262d?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "The synergistic relationship between a butt-sniffer and a butt-sniffee is crucial in a dynamic business environment."

crotchfruity

adj. Smelling vaguely of children.

Related terms: crotchfruit, uber-crotchfruit.

Real citation: "So the Bashi family must be all wrapped up in the shiny Crotchfruity love."
(BlueHorse, June 29, 2005, http://monkeyfilter.com/link.php/8984)

Made-up citation: "My building is full of dogs, but there is nary a crib lizard or even a crotchfruity odor to be found."

meat-hunk

noun. A hunky slice of delicious dudehood.

Real citation: "According to the New York Post, Pitt pitched a hissy fit over recently taken snapshots of the blond meat-hunk sunning himself naked on the balcony of his Los Angeles home."
(Ann Romano, "One Day at a Time," Jan. 5, 2006, Portland Mercury, www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?category=22175&issue=35856)

Made-up citation: "All meat-hunks are not meatheads, though all Sumatran rat monkeys are monkeys--and not recommended by doctors."

orangu-dookie

noun. Do I have to draw you people a map?

Real citation: "Knott analyzes fertility through estrogen and progesterone levels, and weight gain or loss through ketone measurements. DNA is extracted from the orangu-dookie, and stress levels can be measured by cortisol in the urine."
(John Galvin, "The Worst Jobs in Science," Oct. 2005, Popular Science, http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/
806ffb24a5f27010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html)

Made-up citation: "While 'orangu-dookie' would make a good band name, I must confess I was hoping to name our firstborn 'Elizabeth' or 'Carson.'"

congressrodent

noun. Man or woman, Democrat or Republican, animal or mineral: if it likes cheese, and it has a long tail, and it can't be trusted, and it's in the sewer, and it's in Congress, this is what you got.

Related terms: congresscritter, congressrat, congress-scum, congressweasel.

Real citation: "It would seem that things such as the CDA, etc, are patent violations of the Bill of Rights. As such, wouldn't the Congressrodent(s) proposing such measures be violating our civil rights, and thus be criminally liable? Aren't Congressrodents supposed to take an Oath of Office that involves upholding the Constitution?"
(Dave Merriman, July 13, 1995, Root Causes, cypherpunks.venona.com/date/1995/07/msg00233.html)

Made-up citation: "Congressrodents can be a serious problem for homeowners. The following information can help you identify, control, and eliminate them. Some of the techniques can be applied to the common city councilrodent as well."

funnydar

noun. A keen, ha-ha-detecting sense.

Related terms: gaydar, straightdar, bi-dar, hickdar, loserdar, boob-dar, penis-dar, hair-dar, porn-dar, sex-dar, food-dar, sleep-dar, money-dar, ho-dar, slut-dar, babe-dar, virgin-dar, hottie-dar, weirdo-dar, jerk-dar, moron-dar, dorkdar, skankdar, freak-dar, ass-dar, zombie-dar, Pretentious Club-going New York Assholedar, "someone is staring at my ass"-dar, “Jesus Freak” dar, jailbait-dar, fake-boob-dar, big-dick-dar, catdar, ratdar, dogdar, Christiandar, Catholicdar, wingnutdar, sexual geniusdar.

Real citation: "I have what a call my "funnydar." This job has screwed with my funnydar. I used to have a pretty good feeling of confidence when I was being funny, but now I don't know."
(Ana Marie Cox, "So What Do You Do, Ana Marie Cox?," March 30, 2004, Mediabistro, http://www.mediabistro.com/articles/cache/a1376.asp?pntvs=1&)

Made-up citation: "Singing mice--of the non-Disney variety--get a high reading on my funnydar."

de-schmoopify

verb. To undergo the least romantic procedure imaginable: a liposchmoopification.

Real citation: "Definitely. I'll say straight out that I can't *wait* for the love triangle. I've never gotten why they get such a bad rap. What else can get the viewer more completely engrossed. And the fact that the idea of V/D/L is what has me most looking forward to S2 is proof of what a solid storyline choice I think it actually would be. Of course, in order for it to work, I'd like the V/L to de-schmoopify. Whoever would've thought that Veronica and Duncan would have more potential for the fucked-up and darkly twisted romance?"
(swsa, "Duncan Kane: Transformer," May 4, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3119198&view=findpost&p=2897854)

Made-up citation: "It's a sad thing when two consenting, adorable adults de-schmoopify. When a consenting adult and an adorable squirrel lose their schmoop, that's less tragic."

ass-pullery

noun. Do-it-yourself proctology of the most unseemly sort.

Real citation: "First off, so far this season Enterprise hasn't been that bad, reduced Vulcan bashing, continuity arguments and ass-pullery. But all was undone with this episode."
(The Spider Mastermind, March 23, 2004, http://mst.dark-omens.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=1780)

Made-up citation: "Oh, hi there. I study Political Science at Fordham: I'm investigating problematic issues in advanced ass-pullery."

jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat

noun. Roughly translated, this amounts to a big bucket o' nada.

Real citation: "I don't know if April Cummings does her own research or reads from a scripted newscast, but someone at KRON is clearly uneducated jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat about anarchism."
(Sholom Keller, July 10, 2005, San Francisco Independent Media Center)

Made-up citation: "Mathematicians at a local university are working to find a number between zero and jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat. For mathematicians, they're not very smart."

dickwadette

noun. You called my sister WHAT?

Real citation: "It's a condo dickwad...or should that be dickwadETTE?"
(Paul, Feb. 5, 1997, groups.google.com/group/chi.internet/msg/09125b350e049acb?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "I'm a dreamy, dominant doorman looking for a diminutive, Danish dickwadette in Dallas. Duh."

sugar coma-ness

noun. Well pull my plug and call me Sweetie!

Real citation: "If you want to eat this cupcake, make sure you share it with someone! I documented the dissection process here and wrote about my spiral into sugar coma-ness."
(roboppy, "Sugar Dudes," http://www.flickr.com/photos/arte/6090938/in/set-112574/)

Made-up citation: "If collapsing into a drool-filled puddle of non-dentist-approved sugar coma-ness is wrong, I don't want to be right. Or sentient."

clustersmurf

noun. A clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.

Related terms: clusterboink, clusterfornicate, clusterplook, clusterpork.

Real citation: "So, now the turrets can fire, but as I've planned on it, you can only smack Huntress in CC. The other turrets either cannot see the clusterSMURF of Steel/Superwoman/Kent or do not have the range. Now, where'd I hear that word "ClusterSMURF"??? I know it was a military flick of some sort, but which one exactly? It isn't Platoon or FMJ (Full Metal Jacket)...so perhaps you recall?"
(Lancelot, June 3, 2005, http://www.creationmatrix.com/forum/index.php?s=a2222787f50c7b3fed385ede2b7bd5c8&showtopic=
10957&pid=477924&mode=threaded&show=&st=&)

Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'There's a fine line between a clustersmurf and a clusterelf. Now go get that holy land, penisbutt!'"

humanitariany

adj. Aw shucks, they made up a word just for me...

Made-up citation: "But...don't you think I think about myself too much? I think all my life it's always been about me. It still is...only until this year I had gotten so humanitariany."
(Christinaeavynwarner, June 23, 2005, http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum2/HTML/001432-12.html)

Made-up citation: "If God exists, the evidence suggests he's not very humanitariany. He's more like a mix of Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter, Dick Cheney, and a rabid squirrel with a poor attitude."

wet-blanket-ish

adj. 1. Lame. 2. Ew.

Real citation: "Can't help feeling all wet-blanket-ish about this."
(Dave, Feb. 22, 1998, groups.google.com/group/uk.games.roleplay/msg/79c588eecf391ade)

Made-up citation: "I hate to be the wet-blanket-ish weenie in the group, but I just don't think an exorcism/barbecue is the answer to behavior problems in toddlers. Or cats."

groin pullage

noun. Not as romantic as it sounds.

Real citation: "As a matter of fact, one of my friends has been trying to do the splits for about 4 weeks now and he got pretty close a couple days ago. He went to about 6 inches and held it for about a minute, or until it didn't hurt as bad, then kept going down. He eventually got about 2 inches above the ground before falling over due to extreme groin pullage."
(Dycid, Sept. 9, 2003, http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:ewWba6s8cboJ:trickstutorials.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D98271+%22groin+pullage%22&hl=en)

Made-up citation: "Studies show that both goalies and porn stars are prone to painful groin pullage and inappropriate mustache-osity."

not blowing one's panties off

idiom. My metaphorical nethergarments remain firmly and sadly in place.

Real citation: "It didn't suck, but it's not blowing my panties off, either (I couldn't think of a quick one word opposite of suck, unfortunately)."
(dreamy, "5-5: "Out of the Box" 2005.10.27," Oct. 27, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3132147&view=findpost&p=3864991)

Made-up citation: "According to a Time magazine poll, the Bush administration is not exactly blowing the panties off approximately a gazillion Americans with brains."

sweet mother of pancakes

exclamation. The sweet, pure, blessed MILF of pancakes is a beneficent goddess indeed, and her holy name is most worthy of shouting inappropriately on street corners.

Related terms: sweet mother of all logic, sweet mother of all that is good and pure, sweet mother of all things good and sturdy, sweet mother of all things holy, sweet mother of billiard balls, sweet mother of Christ, sweet mother of crap, sweet mother of Fluffy, sweet mother of fuck, sweet mother of fucker, sweet mother of God and our Mother Mary, sweet mother of hell, sweet mother of intestine, sweet mother of invention, sweet mother of jelly, sweet mother of Jesus, sweet mother of mammaries, sweet mother of Marmaduke, sweet mother of mayonnaise, sweet mother of mercy, sweet mother of Mickey, sweet mother of Moses, sweet mother of pearl, sweet mother of Pete, sweet mother of potatoes, sweet mother of shit, sweet mother of Zeus.

Real citation: "Sweet mother of pancakes... this has to be one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in my life."
(Jamie, July 7, 2005, Freekicks from the Poobah, fellrath.blogspot.com/2005/07/triumph-insult-comic-dog-nails-star.html)

Made-up citation: "Sweet mother of pancakes... I have too much work and too much snot and gunk and brain fluid gushing out my nose. And I'm having a bad hair week. Kill me yesterday."