dillweedish

adj. Somewhat like a dillweed and presumably not unlike a dickweed.

Related terms: dillholish, dillwadish.

Real citation: "Even I, although I'm new to UU, know many here personally, and know of many more of you through the grapevine. It seems strange that people who know each other would be 'dillweedish' to each other online, but perhaps not so much in person."
(invitation, Oct. 20, 2006, http://www.unnormalunderground.ca/viewtopic.php?p=29309&highlight=&sid=5af668a9e499c3b1337c373586ac4c9d)

Made-up citation: "I often become dillweedish in situations that require patience, but I am fighting my inner George Costanza with mediation and Miller Lite.

word-rage-free

adj. Totally lacking lexically motivated apeshitness.

Real citation: "So mrs_cake's preference for "there is a large number of reasons" puts her very much in the modern minority, though more in tune with the fashions of earlier times. But again, no one should hit her -- this is a word-rage-free zone."
(Mark Liberman, "There's a bunch of reasons -- or are there?," Jan. 13, 2007, Language Log, http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004035.html)

Made-up citation: "Though I am usually word-rage-free and don't fret about punctuation, I do get a little hot when I see quotation marks used for emphasis. Jackie Chan 'Movies' is an insult, not an advertisement! God damn it."

by Odin's balls

exclamation. A testicular, Norse exclamation.

Related expression: by Zeus' balls.

Real citation: "For those with Quicktime, these movies are just great -- and TOTALLY SAFE TO WATCH AT WORK. Well, that is, if your work doesn't mind you using their internet connection to watch a -- really well done -- nine-minute viking story. By Odin's balls, that's good stuff."
(Bruno Pieroni, July 13, 2004, http://www.brunopieroni.com/blog/2004_07_01_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "By Odin's balls and Thor's hammer! Let's get this tasteful erotica film started."

unyoinking

present participle. Some reverse yoinkage; a gift.

Related terms: unyoink, unyoinked, beyoinked.

Real citation: "this unyoinking brought to you by Dath Max,everybody loves a Dath Max, so why not get one today!"
(Hermie, Sept. 7, 2005, Echobase, http://www.echonetwork.net/vb/showthread.php?t=3525)

Made-up citation: "As an independent contractor, I am on the bad end of some unyoinking come tax time."

poignantitude

noun. Hearts are wrenched, souls are rent, smurfs are stabbed...you get the idea.

Real citation: "I am now wiping away a tear. A tear of poignantitude."
(SJ, Dec. 10, 2006, http://www.haloscan.com/comments/mdcreel/2975392292168858635/)

Made-up citation: "I'm a single, male professional who appreciates Battlestar Galactica, midnight strolls, the Phoenix Suns, poignantitude, and corn dogs."

borefest-a-rama

noun. Excitement central it's not.

Real citation: "As for Starbuck, and her destiny I really, really, really don't want her to be a cylon, or some kind of God, or dead. But I will take ANY of these over the Starpollo borefest-a-rama. That is all."
(IdaTeeter, "They Have A Plan?!: SPOILER DISCUSSION," Jan. 12, 2007, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3148497&view=findpost&p=7053536)

Made-up citation: "I love Sundays: even a borefest-a-rama is pleasant."

fuck-diddly-ola

noun. Um, your definition is as good as mine. Help?

Real citation: "Well, every single one of them broke the look off after less than a second. Even when I was smiling, even when I had a silly-ass grin on my face from singing along (like 70% of the people in the bar) to old songs...just a near-instant look-away. Fuck-diddly-ola. I can't tell whether I'm just that ugly, or whether I'm intimidating for some reason."
(CarterBoe, Feb. 8, 2003, http://www.forumopolis.com/dff/showthread.php?s=17d193509e78012db7fb18dea382da2e&postid=717710)

Made-up citation: "Maybe 'fuck-diddly-ola' is a unit of measurement in the neighborhood of jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat."

testosteroniness

noun. Macho headgames, ultimate fighting, or other testosterone-propelled stuff.

Real citation: "Of course, there's the literal balls in the movie: every guy's nuts being blown off or ripped out. Then there's the testosteroniness of the movie, with every guy narrating his macho philosophy and every woman being a hooker or stripper."
(http://www.rustyspell.com/movies/robertrodriguez.html)

Made-up citation: "A blood test detects testosterone, but testosteroniness is usually manifested in wardrobe and DVD collections."

groinfruit-destroyers

noun. Crotch-killing heels.

Real citation: "Careful laddies! Yon Hobbit is after our precious Gonads! (gak)I was under the impression these groinfruit-destroyers were called "Stilletos". What's the difference? *Ignorant*"
(July 29, 2005, The Ministry of Abnormality, http://www.theministryofabnormality.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=22f0cadf1d8f614b4e2abe91f86f8f1c&action=profile;u=269;sa=showPosts)

Made-up citation: "If you dream of an army of fembots in groinfruit-destroyers, you will enjoy many great successes in business."

inhumanesque

adj. Oh the humanity! Sort of.

Real citation: "a'ight so i'm listnin' to dylan, bob highway sixty-one revisited am blown away by the inhumanesque skill he has with words it's like a dictionary thesaurus and rhyming dictionary had offspring and one of 'em possessed him"
(Vincent Paschke, Dec. 1, 2004, http://www.xanga.com/vincent_paschke)

Made-up citation: "To err is human--to pee on the couch, inhumanesque."

non-assmunch

noun. A marginally naughtier non-buttmunch.

Real citation: "That's enough to jar a fragile ego off its axis. Twats like that believe on some level that they've a divine right to deference from everyone 'under' them, so when they encounter a non-assmunch, it's like walking into a door!"
(Andy Sword, July 14, 2006, Biohazard Forums, http://www.biohazardforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=4596&view=next&sid=6be882d91c690113b5e0054e279dc079)

Made-up citation: "I've worked many hours trying to be a non-assmunch. But I can no longer escape my destiny!"

hosepot

noun. Somewhere between the hosebeast and the sexpot, this marvelous rung on the evolutionary ladder can be found.

Real citation: "Showing the naked knuckerhole is not a new trend. Cutting-edger Paris Hilton did it long before she was just Paris. Exposing one's va-jay-jay (as all the kids call it) must be the new haute couture, but only if you are a desperate, attention-seeking, sloppy hosepot."
(Dawn Olsen, "Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Holes In Their Wardrobes," Sept. 14, 2006, http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/09/14/204310.php)

Made-up citation: "I'm a single male professional looking for a hellbeastish, hamster-kissing, humanitariany hosepot. Cuddling required."

dewankification

noun. The delicate procedure of eliminating wank-worthy filth or grade-A wankerness, both of which are tough to get out of a carpet.

Real citation: "And dayam, Siegfried was a little wanker back then, wasn't he. It's a tad cliche, but he's pretty cool now. (SC3 version has the same voice as Balmung from .hack, doesn't he?) So Namco has discovered...DEWANKIFICATION!"
(Andy00, Nov. 5, 2005, Videogame Recaps, http://videogamerecaps.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=828&start=30&sid=fd2daf67f112d48d0ff59abd4ea37a5b)

Made-up citation: "'Denastification' is in the OED, but 'dewankification' can't catch a break."

gyrationish

adj. Could be someone's having a spasmgasm.

Real citation: "ok...i ask that you PLEASE remove the dancing girl. she creeps me out with her gyrationish bod"
(Mystery girl, Dec. 10, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12988756)

Made-up citation: "The gyrationish writhings of my puppy when he's playing are a reminder to buy crack-free dog food."

Jeebustastic

adj. Fantastically, Jeebusly Christlike.

Real citation: "Tommy: Well that’s it for tonight’s show. Join us next Monday for another Jeebustastic episode. G’d night folks!"
(Daggeron, Aug. 7, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:U5qkNDd7raoJ:www.powerrangerempire.com/community/7689-daily-show-tommy-oliver.html+jeebustastic&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1)

Made-up citation: "It is not Jeebustastic to take from the poor with one hand and text-message a 14-year-old boy with the other."

balls-centric

adj. Looking for a tenacious focus on testicles? Look no more.

Real citation: "Honey, I know you're pretty balls-centric right now, and that's coming out in your post here, but I feel someone should tell you: no matter what your mama's telling you, they are just NOT going to drop."
(Blade, June 15, 2005, http://polyenmity.tribe.net/thread/68c699a1-471c-4f8d-af9d-b7b665da2f07)

Made-up citation: "My neutered puppy is going through a humping renaissance. No pooch nor limb remains unhumped for long. Should I neuter him again or seek a less balls-centric explanation?"

befuckitude

noun. A quality possessed by those who well and truly be fucked.

Related terms: befucked, befuckery.

Real citation: "USC vs. OU: Profiles in befuckitude"
(Omar, Jan. 4, 2005, http://www.terribly-happy.com/2005_01_02_oldblogger.html)

Made-up citation: "I often wallow in my befuckitude, but at least I don't write poems about it."

oblivilicious

adj. Deliciously oblivious.

Real citation: "No one seemed to catch on. :O) Oblivilicious."
(Wren, July 3, 2003, http://www.unitedpokerforum.com/archive/2003-07/02/15683/)

Made-up citation: "Welcome reaper! How I have longed for thee, oh sweet oblivilicious death!"

dildonicness

noun. A dildo-y quality or essence.

Real citation: "This just torques me off! I try and be respectful of differing opinions, and I think everyone here does a good job of that. However, I lose total respect for anyone who uses propaganda as a form of debating, and ignoring history is a sign of downright dildonicness.(just made that word up.) To me, if someone states an opinion, but then is not objective enough to recognize factual data, they are a complete tool and it's open season for ridicule."
(calean007, Feb. 25, 2005, http://www.soccer24-7.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-66095.html)

Made-up citation: "Both the pontiff and his papal scepter share a certain dildonicness."

jizzicillin

noun. Semen with magical--er, medical--powers.

Real citation: "Between the stethescope on the door, relevations about Chase's stamina, and the boyfriend's Jizzicillin....I think the TWOP title for this episode ought to be "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Semen"
(Hermanshead, "2-16: "Safe" 2006.04.04," April 4, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3138460&view=findpost&p=4912439)

Made-up citation: "9 out of 10 doctors who recommend jizzicillin now are well-medicated in prison."