Hall & Oates Repressed Memory Syndrome

noun phrase. The silent killer? I wish.

Real citation: "@markaelrod @sarahnbay Sorry, Hall & Oates Repressed Memory Syndrome is one of several curses for my generation. (See also, Air Supply)"
(Oct. 31, 2009, Jimmy Shaw, Twitter, http://twitter.com/jimmycshaw/statuses/5327411451)

Made-up citation: "No one knows how many families are affected by Hall & Oates Repressed Memory Syndrome, but we believe it's highly correlated with organ thievery."

wannabe-istic

adj. Poser-y, I reckon.

Real citation: "Wtf. My sister is so wannabe-istic. HAHA. remember jane? (;"
(Oct. 29, 2009, nadhirah jamaludin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/nadhirahhh/statuses/5256286726)

Made-up citation: "Norse mythology fails to record what a wannabe-istic god Thor really was. Also, Jesus had a much bigger hammer, which he often used to bludgeon merchants and elves."

nutbuggeryfest

noun. A real cuckoo-for-Cocoa-Puffs-palooza.

Real citation: "Just once I want to post something cool about Apollo w/o the comments turning into an Apollo Denier nutbuggeryfest."
(Oct. 30, 2009, Phil Plait, Twitter, http://twitter.com/BadAstronomer/status/5293864456)

Made-up citation: "I wouldn't call my family reunion a nutbuggeryfest... That's for the medical profession and SWAT team to decide."

Shaqlessness

noun. A condition, situation, state of being, or gazebo with no Shaq at all.

Real citation: "Cavaliers Coach Mike Brown experimented with Shaqlessness for a stretch in last night's loss to Toronto."
(Oct. 29, 2009, Henry Abbott, True Hoop, http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/10158/thursday-bullets-147)

Made-up citation: "Shaqlessness is no less a problem than homelessness. Here's why: A family of three homeless people could open up Shaq with their lightsaber and live in him, just like Han and Luke did in The Empire Strikes Back. You're welcome, homeless people."

stand-up-itude

noun. A quality found in the comedic, the courageous, and the non-lying-down-y.

Real citation: "applauding your stand-up-itude RT @burghbaby: Why I pulled out of The contest is here http://bit.ly/2geMiB. I can't say I'm sorry enough"
(Oct. 22, 2009, theburghboy, Twitter, http://twitter.com/theburghboy/statuses/5085970843)

Made-up citation: "I wish I had more stand-up-itude... I spend far too much time hunched over like a monkey fucking a football, an expression not endorsed by Mr. Manners."

un-flat-ishy

adj. Curvy; bulgy; bulbous; jagged; spiked; protuberance-y.

Real citation: "And I also feel that this book is more precious to me because I earned it, instead of just asking Mummy to buy it for me. So if I eventually do lend it out, please, please, please don't lose it, bend the pages/spine, put it flat down, leave any coffee (or anything else for that matter) stains, don't open the book too widely, don't put bookmarks inside cause it'll make the pages un-flat-ishy, don't put it into your handbag cause it'll damage the sides, don't hold it against your body (like how you carry your textbooks in your hand) cause it bends the pages at the bottom, don't put anything on top of the book cause it can leave small dents/scratches on the book cover and etc. Just please, take very, very good care of it."
(March 31, 2009, Hidden Potatoes, http://hiddenpotatoes.blogspot.com/2009_03_01_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "Science hasn't been the same since we learned the earth is un-flat-ishy and bears need to eat three orphans a day to survive. Mom tells me lots about science!"

nicker-wuffle

noun. Hmm, It's definitely a sound. And it's cute. Maybe it comes from a meerkat?

Real citation: "Zelda just ate some 'meaty loaf' and seems happier. She's hurting a lot though. She just looks at me and makes little nicker-wuffle noises"
(Oct. 14, 2009, notsusie, Twitter, http://twitter.com/notsusie/status/4874595626)

Made-up citation: "This steak is so rare it's still nicker-wuffling. Oh well, odds are I'll be somebody's steak someday--somebody like Dr. Vargas! Damn him!"

colleague-icide

noun. Not as cute as smurficide.

Real citation: "Is the murder of an infuriatingly useless co-worker 'colleague-icide' or supporting 'work life balance'? Something to ponder, y'all."
(Oct. 21, 2009, Raynor Blazely, Twitter, http://twitter.com/raynie/statuses/5063717021)

Made-up citation: "One of the most common workplace hazards is colleague-icide; also, many employees fall in vats."

cluster-sexual-intercourse

noun. A tastefully named clusterfuck, fit for a tea party.

Real citation: "Point being, 32 man TF2 turns into a cluster sexual intercourse of rocket and grenade spam, the maps are not desinged to hold 32 man, its makes defence impossible and attacking way too easy."
(May 26, 2009, Biohaze Gaming, http://forum.biohazegaming.com/index.php?topic=548.0)

Made-up citation: "With smurfs fighting elves for precious leprechaun droppings, the underworld is becoming one giant tiny cluster-sexual-intercourse."

orgasmic-splosion

noun. This is more than you can handle, joy boy. Just move along now.

Real citation: "Today's playlist is mostly Sixpence None the Richer and TLC and Liz Phair, of course. 90's orgasmic-splosion."
(Jordan Burnham, July 2, 2009, Twitter, http://twitter.com/physigory/statuses/2443104576)

Made-up citation: "I'm not really an orgasmic-splosion kind of guy. I prefer to show great pleasure by wincing slightly less than usual."

oxymoron-esque-ness

noun. The new poster child for this term is the teacup pig. Teacup pig! You can't make this stuff up.

Real citation: "the oxymoron-esque-ness of it would work. a place where PUBLIC FIGURES can meet PRIVATELY to discuss their paranoia and distrust for others."
(Aug. 20, 2009, Chris Crocker, Twitter, http://twitter.com/chriscrocker/statuses/3425762189)

Made-up citation: "If 'teacup pig' doesn't have enough oxymoron-esque-ness for you, wait till you see my teacup elephants, which make the perfect playmate for a gentle toddler or hamster."

piss-off-istic

adj. Prone to rage, even salad bar rage, which has taken the lives of so many people and tiny tomatoes before their time.

Real citation: "Great Alice lyric: I'm so pessi-mystic, I'm so piss-off-istic."
(Aug. 19, 2009, Rebecca Clements, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kinokofry/statuses/3405747150)

Made-up citation: "When I start feeling piss-off-istic, I just imagine my enemies pooped their pants. Or I start dropping boulders on them. Whatever."

fireplace-ologist

noun. Such a warm and inviting expert! Would you like to date my sister?

Real citation: "Jodi is a fireplace-ologist"
(Oct. 20, 2009, Dasha Kelly, Twitter, http://twitter.com/dashakelly/statuses/5021055465)

Made-up citation: "Don't bring a fireplace-ologist to a fireball-ologist fight. Rookie mistake!"

stuff-alanche

noun. A crap-tastrophe that is a constant hazard of living in clutter/squalor/my place.

Real citation: "@LouLouFord know what he means. I live in a stuff-alanche too. trouble is every time I attempt a clear out I start thinking I might need it."
(Oct. 6, 2009, Sam Baker, Twitter, http://twitter.com/SamAtRedmag/status/4649970098)

Made-up citation: "So far, I've found only one response to a stuff-alanche that works: cannibalism. Well, it does take your mind off it..."

Michelletertainment

noun. An unholy yet spiffy blend of entertainment and Michelle, who is already pretty entertaining. That's why the elderly are cautioned to avoid this concept entirely.

Real citation: "This evening's Michelletertainment has been cancelled due to a lack of stimulation for the headliner. If you need me, I'll be in bed."
(Oct. 18, 2009, Michelle Wood, Twitter, http://twitter.com/EmLaRue/status/4981671409)

Made-up citation: "We apologize profusely, but all of tonight's Michelletertainment will be provided by Julie. Refunds are available."

bachelorette-ify

verb. To add bachelorette-iness to a given location, such as a gazebo.

Real citation: "What a yucky day. But Sarah's coming!! And tomorrow it's off to Savannah to bachelorette-ify the town."
(Oct. 16, 2009, Jordan Freeman, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Bajlak/statuses/4922905853)

Made-up citation: "You will never bachelorette-ify me, Dr. Vargas! Never! If you try, you'll never see that duck again."

Golden Pug-huahua

noun. A relative of the proud and noble wienerhuahua, I reckon.

Real citation: "Family symposium: best dog ever. We have finally reached a compromise with Golden Pug-huahua."
(Oct. 10, 2009, Liz Colman MacDonald, Twitter, http://twitter.com/maclizzy/status/4767011297)

Made-up citation: "Oooh, I like your Golden Pug-huahua! I have a French meerkat-huahua at home, but don't tell anyone, because I don't think I was supposed to use those stem cells."

Martha Stewart-y-ness

noun. A quality found in different quadrants than Don Rickles-y-ness.

Real citation: "It's cold & rainy out, leaving me feeling gray today. I'm off to make a half hearted attempt at Martha Stewart-y-ness & look for wool socks."
(Oct. 6, 2009, Chastity33, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Chasity33/statuses/4657325219)

Made-up citation: "If he's a good cook with a well-organized kitchen, then even a cannibal can be said to have a dollop of Martha Stewart-y-ness."

prostitute-ology

noun. The field that studies the pimp, the ho, and the john--not to mention my sister! Did I say that out loud?

Real citation: "@Phlyyphreddy19 but then if yer getting paid for it , it'd be considered prostitute-ology :/ lmao"
(Oct. 14, 2009, Twitter, http://twitter.com/debCakes_xO/statuses/4873252721)

Made-up citation: "I enjoyed Butters' exploration of prostitute-ology on South Park this week. That's the most surprising cartoon character development since Linus joined the cartel."

non-grave-robbing

adj. A word I always include in my resumes and online dating ads. You can't be shy about your strengths!

Real citation: "Playing kid-friendly, non-grave-robbing version of Ghosts in the Graveyard"
(June 6, 2005, Six Months of Solitude, http://www.sixmonthsofsolitude.org/blog/category/smos/lapsus)

Made-up citation: "After years of scholarship, I have determined that all but one episode of Seinfeld can be characterized as non-grave-robbing. If only my family had a similar batting average..."

reply-to-allpocalypse

noun. An email hazard that is particularly common among people the medical profession calls "fucking idiots".

Real citation: "There is a Reply-To-Allpocalypse happening at work. So far 70 emails strong..."
(Sept. 23, 2009, Kristina Millar, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kjmillar/status/4314457650)

Made-up citation: "Today's reply-to-allpocalypse was a real bummer... Then again, maybe one of my co-workers will know how to get stubborn stains out of a testicle."

testosterone-a-palooza

noun. Macho headgames, anyone?

Real citation: "Nothing brings out my 'bah, humbug' like the testosterone-a-palooza known as Fleet Week."
(Oct. 8, 2009, Nancy Friedman, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Fritinancy/status/4720625113)

Made-up citation: "Every day is a testosterone-a-palooza for me. I also ooze sex appeal and motor oil."

getting-ready-to-fly-to-Canberra-tonight-iness

noun. Well, it beats getting-ready-to-fly-out-of-my-butt-iness. 'Cause my pooper lives up to the name, believe me.

Real citation: "Today: family time, shopping, packing, and general getting-ready-to-fly-to-Canberra-tonight-iness. #conflux"
(Sept. 30, 2009, Felicity Dowker, Twitter, http://twitter.com/FelicityDowker/statuses/4509686705)

Made-up citation: "Getting-ready-to-fly-to-Canberra-tonight-iness is a nice feeling. It totally beats venereal warts."

Chuck E. Cheese-istan

noun. Ah, such a magical land of children--except for lactose intolerant crib lizards.

Real citation: "Where the hell are we? Chuck E Cheese-istan?"
(Sept. 29, 2009, sleeplessinva, Twitter, http://twitter.com/sleeplessinva/statuses/4470616493)

Made-up citation: "When your kids want to go to Chuck E Cheese-istan but you need a quick visit to Grain Alcohol-ville, why not do both? Parenthood is about making it work."

goodnight-esque-ish

interjection. See you in the morning-ish-y.

Real citation: "Ok, why the frick am I still awake and playing around online. I posted a few cool posts, so check 'em out. Goodnight-esque-ish."
(Sept. 28, 2009, MairHeard, Twitter, http://twitter.com/MairHeard/statuses/4436382830)

Made-up citation: "Goodnight-esque-ish to you, Dr. Vargas! When you wake up, you'll be my butler in hell, just as you were always destined to be! Damn you!"

atheist-gasm

noun. A happy helping of heathen heaven.

Real citation: "Going to forsake my homework for a book signing with Richard Dawkins. Atheist-gasm!"
(Oct. 6, 2009, istaranews, Twitter, http://twitter.com/istaranews/statuses/4666689705)

Made-up citation: "Christopher Hitchens can give me a major-league, industrial strength, code-4 atheist-gasm anytime he wants. Anybody got a towel?"

old-lady-ifying

verb. A precise Granny-making procedure.

Real citation: "second day of tech: tightening, old-lady-ifying, trying to be productive when i'm off...anyway want to switch places?"
(Oct. 4, 2009, Kaity Cookson, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kaity_did/statuses/4601658468)

Made-up citation: "I'm scared of old-lady-ifying my image... That's why I won't knit and I won't spawn two generations."

distortion-orama

noun. Sonic Youth, anyone?

Real citation: "Things I want, no. 374: better speakers. With my current cheapo set it's distortion-orama if I turn my music up as loud as I want it."
(Sept. 27, 2009, duskyblueskies, Twitter, http://twitter.com/duskyblueskies/statuses/4416365820)

Made-up citation: "Dr. Vargas' characterization of my views is a total distortion-orama! Also, he has carnal knowledge of his orcs."

sucksperiment

noun. An experiment that may not blow, but--according to sources--sucks monkey balls.

Real citation: "Alarmingly enough, Kristin seems aware that this entire suckscapade is an elaborate sucksperiment in sucktastical suckage. Her cackling laugh and flippant attitude indicate that -- gasp! -- she doesn't take 'The Hills' or her role on it all that seriously!"
(Oct. 4, 2009, Heather Havrilesky, Salon, http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/iltw/2009/10/04/the_hills_dollhouse_project_runway/)

Made-up citation: "I bet the worst part of being a mad scientist is when some hero type calls your latest project a sucksperiment. That's got to hurt."

excellentness-itude

noun. A quality found in only the most excellent citizens, critters, situations, and thingamawhackeys.

Real citation: "Wow! Fabulous week, excellent weekend and Monday doesn't put an end to the excellentness-itude. Just #KFTC ! #fb"
(Sept. 28, 2009, Andy D, Twitter, http://twitter.com/superdtg/statuses/4440724705)

Made-up citation: "Buying the complete Seinfeld on DVD was a decision soaked in excellentness-itude. Pooping the bed, not so much."

de-belt-ification

noun. I don't understand this citation, so I'll merely suggest this process was a necessary precondition for the invention of the beltless trenchcoat.

Real citation: "OK, so my miracle save of Protos de-belt-ification had bent the flybar, gave me vibes. Tonight I'll see if feathering shaft is ok."
(Oct. 1, 2009, Jim Mackraz, Twitter, http://twitter.com/trickybit/statuses/4529375665)

Made-up citation: "The worst part about losing your championship is the de-belt-ification. The de-harem-ification is no picnic either."

orange-y-ish-y

adj. Do I smell orange? Do I taste orange? Do I see orange? Kinda maybe sorta.

Real citation: "But I can't decide who Cyborg will be! GRR! -Stabs self- See, originally I was gonna have Cyborg be Sailor Mercury. But then I though, 'Well, Raven wouldn't be a good Sailor Venus, so I'll make her Sailor Mercury!' Then I thought, 'Wait, Cyborg would make an even WORSE Sailor Venus! And it would be funny if Raven was Sailor Venus, because Venus is the god of love!' And THEN I thought, 'BUT WAIT! What if I make Starfire Sailor Venus because she's kinda orange-y-ish-y, then make Cyborg Sailor Mercury, and THEN make Raven as Sailor Moon!' Then I got confused and my brain went splody. DDDD: So, I'm left with making Raven and Cyborg either Sailor Venus or Sailor Mercury. PLEEEEEEEEEASE help me CHOOOOOOOOSE! -Sobs- D:"
(June 13, 2007, deviantART, http://moonstar-legand.deviantart.com/journal/13334427/)

Made-up citation: "This tea is a little orange-y-ish-y...and very pee-y-ish-y. Damn you, Dr. Vargas! I'd know your urine anywhere."

dork-tosterone

noun. The very lifeblood of a dork, besides, you know, Poindextrose.

Real citation: "Furthermore if they have insecurities about their positions why not study instead of committing crimes and make $ instead of being sued, which i hope they do. Another possible argument is the parenting, oh its their parents fault they are like that, yes i am sure somewhere in the back of 'parenting for dummies' it says: Make sure you instruct your child to pick on those who can not fight back and do criminal acts, it is what any aspiring parent would do. In other words, the only explanation is we have a group of teams goofed up on dork-tosterone and they have a video camera."
(Oct. 28, 2007, http://understandinghowie.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!C18C20AF1E564A0D!422.entry)

Made-up citation: "I wouldn't say dork-tosterone is coursing through my veins--more like reading quietly in my veins and gawking at the librarians."

homework-ectomy

noun. A procedure proven to remove math, reading, and other barriers to a healthy, productive life.

Real citation: "I feel like I have had a homework-ectomy. I looked forward to finishing my portfolio, and the relief of not having so much homework, but now I am dealing with the pain after the 'surgery'. Specifically, I feel like a part of me is missing. I have defined myself as a grad student and a National Boards candidate for so long, that I feel like part of me is missing. I'm sure that I will eventually come to terms with it, but, right now, I feel like I am having a personal crisis."
(April 1, 2009, Caps for Sale, http://caps-for-sale.blogspot.com/2009_04_01_archive.html)

Made-up citation: "I think all students deserve a homework-ectomy and a Pixie Stick longer than Wilt Chamberlain. All I need is your vote for class president."

cupcake-tastrophy

noun. Oh, the cupcake-manity!

Real citation: "A Cupcake-tastrophy"
(Aug. 8, 2009, CupcakesOMG!, http://cupcakesomg.blogspot.com/2009/08/cupcake-tastrophy.html)

Made-up citation: "If the world has to end in a cupcake-tastrophy, well, I guess I'll just have to accept it. Preordained is preordained, you know?"

wedgie-ologist

noun. A respected, trained, learned professional, so wise in the ways of the buttcrack.

Real citation: "Okay, wedgie-ologist:
What's the difference between a Supreme wedgie and an Atomic wedgie?
Inquiring minds want to know."
(Dec. 3, 2001, Free Republic, http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/582838/replies?c=2)

Made-up citation: "My biggest regrets? I never became a wedgie-ologist or supreme leader. Why, oh why, must I be a dean?"

Caucasianistically

adv. Honky-ily.

Real citation: "In other news, we need to come up with a phrase to describe those Awkward White Guy Plays like the one in which Matt Hasselbeck got injured last week. If you didn't see it, he scrambled out of the pocket, thought he might be able to scramble into the end zone, realized he couldn't -- uh-oh, Awkward White Guy Play coming up! -- then ended up lurching forward with a dive, only he looked like a wrapped-up corpse that was being tossed into the ocean by gangsters. THUD! So what do we call these moments? Does 'Awkward White Guy Play' cover it? Could we did deeper with something like 'Vanilla Pudding Play'? Or just a two-word thing like 'Caucasianistically Challenged'? Or maybe just 'Went honky on us'? I'd like to figure this out. In a related story, Hasselbeck cracked a rib and ushered in a few weeks of the Seneca Wallace Temp QB Era, or as it's better-known, 'Ka-Ching.'"
(Sept. 25, 2009, Bill Simmons, ESPN.com, http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/090925)

Made-up citation: "I only do two things Caucasianistically: dancing and colonizing. Other than that, you'd hardly know I am a cracker."

nerdgasm-tastic-ness

noun. Would a Cylon boffing a Wookie qualify? I think it might.

Real citation: "@jjwebshows Aw, i could never, never, never, never unfollow you!!! I LOVE YOU AND YOUR NERDGASM-TASTIC-NESS!"
(Aug. 11, 2009, HoneyJune, Twitter, http://twitter.com/HoneyJune/statuses/3240381069)

Made-up citation: "I've been watching Dollhouse, but it doesn't quite fill me with nerdgasm-tastic-ness. The premise doesn't make much sense. The lead role is a million dollar part played by a $10 actor. The tone is totally inconsistent. So why am I watching? Oh yeah, I'm a loser."

were-asshole

noun. A not-so-exotic creature of the night.

Real citation: "its amazing just how impatient and immature people are when they go into a retail store. its like they leave all the manners and etiquette at the door and just become a were-asshole. you like that dont you, a were-asshole. which actually makes sense, because in the retail industry we have this saying 'must be a full moon' meaning, for some reason when a full moon is out, people tend to be worse than normal."
(April 18, 2009, Let There Be Blog, http://koit-saywhat.blogspot.com/2009/04/awww-man-hot-dogs-again-mom.html)

Made-up citation: "Obviously, a silver bullet will kill a were-asshole, but the sledgehammer defense shows promise as well."

craizzzie-daisy

adj. I'm no batshitologist, but that sounds kinda crazy, I reckon.

Real citation: "See the ocean in the BG- beautiful, long, craizzzie-daisy day"
(Sept. 23, 2009, Eliza Dushku, Twitter, http://twitter.com/elizadushku/status/4330497561)

Made-up citation: "My dog has always been adorable and craizzzie-daisy. You don't get a nickname like Crack Baby by driving in the sane lane."

filmguystorytellerwithaknackformakingcorporatetypesrelax-ologist

noun. A complex professional. As an exorcist/milkman, I admire that.

Real citation: "heading off to help a friend brainstorm a name for what he does. hmmm. filmguystorytellerwithaknackformakingcorporatetypesrelax-ologist?"
(June 23, 2009, Natalie Nowytski, Twitter, http://twitter.com/bjorkalie/statuses/2296423011)

Made-up citation: "I could use a good filmguystorytellerwithaknackformakingcorporatetypesrelax-ologist around here... Then again, a couple forties might be more scalable, given budgetary constraints."

Ahmadi-whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is

noun. That's Supreme Fuckin' Leader to you.

Real citation: "… on the other hand, I trust Putin even less, and I simply don’t trust his pal Ahmadi-whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is, period. A handful of antiballistic missiles is a whole lot cheaper solution than going to an all-out war to contain that maniac."
(Sept. 30, 2007, English Russia, http://englishrussia.com/?p=1521)

Made-up citation: "My first child will be named Plaxico Seven Ahmadi-whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is Peters. That works for a boy or girl."

dumbing-down-tacularity

noun. Oh, the duh-manity!

Real citation: "Yay (?Watchdog ?Panorama) for dumbing-down-tacularity. The whole point about the Ross Anderson exploit is that it’s got no imaginable viability in real life, and absolutely couldn’t drive the frauds that the victims in the clip say they were done by."
(Aug. 30, 2008, Longrider, http://www.longrider.co.uk/blog/2008/08/28/fraud-forums/)

Made-up citation: "I'm never afraid to embrace dumbing-down-tacularity in my artwork or marriage. I can go low, and I wear my bib low, to catch the drool."

beard-pocalypse

noun. A hairmageddon of the chin.

Real citation: "@LuucyGoose Beard-pocalypse!"
(Aug. 16, 2009, Twitter, http://twitter.com/wheredidjengo/statuses/3350772588)

Made-up citation: "Dear Lord, do I hate trimming my beard. I'm always one mistake away from a beard-pocalypse. Then I'd have to shave the whole thing, and the whole world would know I am Batman!"

surgery-y

adj. In the medical community, we prefer to call it "knife-y".

Real citation: "And then the priest tells Scully "don't give up," like this is supposed to be something deep and meaningful. HOW? If he'd told her "it's always darkest before the dawn" would that have been deeper and meaningful-er? What about if he'd said "a stitch in time saves nine"? That's even better, being all surgery-y and stuff!"
(July 26, 2008, Livejournal, http://layniek.livejournal.com/84840.html)

Made-up citation: "I told you my headache doesn't feel very surgery-y... I don't think you'll be needing that sterilized sword, Pop-pop."

not-a-shit-givery

noun. The locals call it apathy. The Druids called it "ghghgheeeeeeexo".

Real citation: "What I just described were pretty much my only freakouts the whole weekend! That's NOTHING compared to the previous Drills. This was like an ORGY of NOT-A-SHIT-GIVERY! (Especially considering that *I* am the one who goes to jail if something goes... 'TOO FAR.')"
(July 7, 1999, Subgenius.com, http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/XXDAYad/X0037_XX-Day-Stang-Report2.html)

Made-up citation: "When will I finally embrace not-a-shit-givery for the Buffalo Bills? You'd think I'd learn after the 56th Monday night aneurysm."

six-year-old-ification

noun. May involve replacing huckleberries with dingleberries.

Real citation: "The six-year-old-ification of Twitter is now complete. #nickjonassideboob"
(Sept. 6, 2009, Thomas McLaughlin, Twitter, http://twitter.com/nazbear/statuses/3796216660)

Made-up citation: "I've always been considered a mature elder of my tribe, but for most men, six-year-old-ification would be an impr--hey! Come back here with my binky!"

uncomfortski

adj. An underwear bunch-up of Biblical proportions, for example.

Real citation: "Check out guy was overly friendly. Asked very specific questions. Uncomfortski."
(Sept. 15, 2009, Mason Hastie, Twitter, http://twitter.com/myownbiggestfan/status/4020714359)

Made-up citation: "You're making me uncomfortski! Please put on your pantskis."

pussy-pyloned

adj. See citation for definition. Hey, that rhymes. Sweet.

Real citation: "I would like to thank my dear Natasha for teaching me that when a girl is cock-blocked, the correct term is 'pussy-pyloned'."
(Sept. 14, 2009, Michelle Wood, Twitter, http://twitter.com/EmLaRue/status/3986316486)

Made-up citation: "A pussy-pyloned priestess is much to be feared! But not as much as a virgin-starved volcano, warn geologists."

ugh-gasmic

adj. A close relative of ew-gasmic, argh-gasmic, yeehaw-gasmic, and aaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeee-gasmic.

Real citation: "The Killers aren't exactly a super fave but damn! Brandon F. looks so f'n hawt in 'The World That We Live In' vid -- ugh-gasmic fantastic!"
(June 27, 2009, Cristina dela Dingco, Twitter, http://twitter.com/girldentist/statuses/2359503017)

Made-up citation: "I can't define ugh-gasmic, but I know it when I bazooka barf a little more joyfully."

badass-tastic-ish

adj. Caution: may contain ingredients that are totally badass-ish.

Real citation: "This film looks mega-awesomely badass-tastic-ish. It's been a while since Hollywood has made a movie with such a high ninja quota. Well I presume there are a lot of ninjas in this movie, obviously I can't actually see them to count."
(Aug. 15, 2009, Freakshow Planet, http://freakshowplanet.com/videos/random/rc221-Ninja-Assassin.html)

Made-up citation: "I feel like a schmuck 97.8% of the time, but I feel almost badass-tastic-ish when wearing my cape and special underwear."

oversized novelty breast syndrome

noun phrase. A version of Tomb Raider mega-boobies syndrome.

Real citation: "5. Art: Oversized Novelty Breast Syndrome
The art departments are generally the people who have their act sorted out; the quality of videogame art is often exceptional. Yet we still see female character models in many games with vital statistics fresh from the imagination of a hormonally-possessed teenage boy. Motorstorm was a top-tier release for the PS3, and it has a female motorcyclist with a physique better suited to a porno movie than a racing tournament. It's not just offensive to women to use these hyper-sexualised character models, it’s bad business for any game targeting a mass market audience to present itself with such amateur aesthetics."
(April 29, 2009, International Hobo, http://blog.ihobo.com/2009/04/ten-game-development-vices-part-one.html)

Made-up citation: "No proposed health plan will offer treatment for oversized novelty breast syndrome, because it is awesome."

hammock-deprived

adj. Not as bad as sick or hungry, but it still sucks.

Real citation: "Hammock Reading for the Hammock-Deprived"
(James Wolcott, Sept. 6, 2009, http://www.vanityfair.com/online/wolcott/2009/09/-httpwwwoxfordamericanorg.html)

Made-up citation: "I remember when I was a hammock-deprived boy... I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a fembot-deprived man."

convenientilicious

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potato-istic

adj. Potato-y, I reckon.

Real citation: "i dont feel like doing anything, at all. Too lazy to move, text, call, bath, and even drive. potato-istic much"
(Aug. 28, 2009, redfists, Twitter, http://twitter.com/redfists/statuses/3599934481)

Made-up citation: "Maybe the Garden of Eden would have worked out differently if the events were more potato-istic. Surely God wouldn't kick anyone out for eating the curly fries of knowledge of good and evil."

shoe-saster

noun. Do my hooker boots qualify?

Real citation: "We had, as Jess has described it, a shoe-saster. The cat likes to knock them over and I don't reliably put mine on the rack."
(Aug. 29, 2009, Robert Sharp, Twitter, http://twitter.com/sharprs/statuses/3629325594)

Made-up citation: "They tried telling me that just because there's fuck-me pumps, fuck-me penny loafers weren't a sure thing. I invested millions in that shoe-saster. But I think the fuck-me Gilligan hat will turn things around."

pesto-friggin-riffic

adj. There is pesto, and it is good. That is all you need to know.

Real citation: ":: just harvested armfuls of basil from the herb garden...pesto-friggin-riffic!"
(Sept. 5, 2009, artforthefolks, Twitter, http://twitter.com/artforthefolks/statuses/3787784249)

Made-up citation: "I just had a pesto-friggin-riffic birthday... I can't recall the details, but it definitely involved a snorkel and your mom."

stupid-pocalypse

noun. A real duh-a-geddon.

Real citation: "@DougPiranha God, all this non-news... seriously. I'm going back in the bunker. Tell me when the stupid-pocalypse is over."
(Aug. 29, 2009, Shatterbound, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Shatterbound/statuses/3627261975)

Made-up citation: "There is only one way to avert a stupid-pocalypse. And when I finish cleaning my dunce cap, I'll tell you."

double-boob-edly

adverb. Sounds like the hench-cleavage is at it again.

Real citation: "Siesta single-handedly, or rather double-boob-edly, tipped the balance in favour of this show. NotoMami's boob fairy joining the cast is a good thing (i hope). And of course i'm dying to find out what happens to the Reiji Maigo. Oops, wrong Hino Rie show. The plot so far has been rather blah, so zero expectations there."
(June 25, 2008, The Legend of Zunderella, http://zunderella.blogspot.com/2008/06/1000th-summer-cue.html)

Made-up citation: "If I can only shrink my man-boobs, through a strict regimen of physical fitness and fewer than three cakes a day, maybe someday the local bloggers will stop using the word 'double-boob-edly' in their reviews of my ballet troupe."

ortho-yada-yada-ology

noun. A medical field that is so crucial when you injure your blah-blah bone.

Real citation: "There were a couple days there that I thought we were going to have to check my 5yo into a Kindergarten rehab for the psychotic! He was in so much pain that he was climbing the cabinets to get to his painkillers that I put in the cabnet over the sink. I am not telling you to scare you, just to let you know that this is (according to our doctor, who was the head of ortho-yada-yada-ology, ENT, at Texas Children's Hospital in Houston) very normal."
(Aug. 5, 2005, Splitcoast Forums, http://www.splitcoaststampers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75850)

Made-up citation: "Some doctors leave the field of ortho-yada-yada-ology for a quiet life of meditation and poetry, but only the doctors who are cuckoo for crystal meth puffs."

fist-of-death-itude

noun. Highly correlated with loss-of-life-itude and/or ouch!-my-hand-itude.

Real citation: "Finished long read of intense fist-of-death-itude (tx @sarahmei). BAH."
(Aug. 28, 2009, rmei, Twitter, http://twitter.com/rmei/statuses/3598632844)

Made-up citation: "Most doctors can't diagnose fist-of-death-itude. Let's help them out by punching them till they die."

blah-illion

noun. Sounds like a big whatever-load.

Real citation: "Each block of three is written as 'blah hundred an blah-dy blah blah-illion'. For example, the '723' is read as 'seven hundred and twenty three thousand' (yes, an exception to the '-illion' rule) and the '56' is read as 'fifty six million')."
(March 8, 2008, xkcd, http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=22054&p=658698)

Made-up citation: "I have blah-illion reasons why I love you. I just can't seem to think of any."

hair-ma-geddon

noun. Oh, the hair-manity!

Real citation: "hair-ma-geddon
remember that guy with the long hair on the bus?
his name is tim. he's in my class."
(Aug. 4, 2009, miss. chief's blog, http://www.misschiefsblog.com/2009/08/hair-ma-geddon.html)

Made-up citation: "It takes a mystical sword and the sacred parchments to avert an apocalypse, but the hair-ma-geddon can be stopped instantly with a hat."

celebu-swine

noun. Porky Pig qualifies.

Real citation: "This Little Piggie is a Celebu-swine!"
(Aug. 4, 2009, Ellie Brecher, The Miami Herald Blog, http://miamiherald.typepad.com/crazy_for_critters/2009/08/this-little-piggie-is-a-celebuswine.html)

Made-up citation: "From small celebu-swine grow enormous plates of delicious celebu-bacon."