Sunday, October 26, 2008


adv. Pigfully.

Real citation: "I'm contemplating writing a strongly worded letter to the pork industry. How would it go? Dear Pork Industry, Delicious. Baked, barbecued, broiled...friiiiied? They all please me equally. With such consistent performance, my stomach thanks you (and my arteries hate you). Love always, and porkfully yours, FWG"
(Oct. 23, 2008, Thoughts From a Fat White Guy,

Made-up citation: "I like my breakfasts and victims prepared pigfully. I am a baconpire!"

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