noun. A quality my rat terrier does not possess. He is a rat cutie pie.
Real citation: "I actually had to read Wolf, Clark and Erik's posts to understand the depth and nuance of the rat-bastardliness that was being presented here...again, mainly because I didn't even bother finishing to read your entire entry."
(Dec. 20, 2007, Paizo, http://paizo.com/people/HideouslyDeformed/posts)
Made-up citation: "I am sleepy as hell today. I haven't the energy for villainy, chicanery, rat-bastardliness, or hooliganism. I just need a nap."