noun. A doofus and a buttmunch were united in unholy conjugality, giving birth to a non-butted bio-crotchfruit, as the genetic wheel of fortune spins on.
Real citation: "hey doofusmunch. i need more redheads so we can start a redhead revolution!! muahhahahaarrrrrrr! you ruuuuuuuuule too mister ma"
(Oct. 17, 2006, MySpace, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=41399174)
Made-up citation: "'Would you rather be a doofusmunch or a doofuswad?' asked my wife. I didn't answer. I've never chosen between munches and wads before, and I'm not starting now."