noun. Clustersomethings are bad. Whatchamawads are bad. I think you get the picture.
Real citation: "It does seem a tad close to the clusterwad that is the Valley View area, given all the other areas in the valley to choose from. But what do I know......"
(April 2, 2008, The Roanoke Times, http://www.roanoke.com/messages/messageList.aspx?MMID=549&MSID=4)
Made-up citation: "Honey, I can get through any clusterwad with you by my side. You make doofuswads tremble and cluster molestations blush. Jeebus H. Cripes on a pogo stick! You also make polterdogs forswear poltersquirrels. Impressive."