noun. Is it a dog? Or just a Freudian nightmare?
Real citation: "its ridiculous. as long as people pay, they continue to sell and breed. its bout educating the public, and ensuring any puppies that us purists as we now called are desexed and not used for this horrible practice. i doubt any of the parents were health tested, and the breeders should be mentally tested! it must be a illness to breed one dog to another and hope like hell they turn out ok, and wtf is a begoodle and cockaspan-a doodle-hua"
Made-up citation: "Aw.... Look at the little cockaspanadoodlehua. It's humping my cocka-shih-poo in the ear."