noun phrase. You didn't think Papa Smurf had it in him, did you?
Real citation: "Smurfing in the smurf-hole indeed! The 'Dirty Smurfchez' was a bit much, dont you think?"
(April 1, 2007, Paizo, http://paizo.com/people/ReekyShanks/posts)
Made-up citation: "You may call what we do behind the haystack, with only God and the moo-cows watching, a Dirty Smurfchez... But to me, it is Blue Heaven."