noun. By either qualitative or quantitative measures, a step up from megabarfage.
Real citation: "Mmmmmmmmm... mmmmmmmmminess!!!"
(Nov. 16, 2007, Nordinho, http://www.nordinho.net/vbull/lounge/12672-nordinho-pub-2837.html)
Made-up citation: "In my dissertation, I'll be examining the problematic aspects of mmmmmmmmminess, mehiness, gakiness, oooooohiness, and aaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeiness in a post-colonial world. I'm saving bleahhhhhhhiness and booyahiness for my first book."