Monday, October 27, 2008

Barbie-in-chief

noun. A title yearned for by many and achieved by few. The Arch-Barbies of the diocese can only look on in envy.

Real citation: "The Heidi Klum fembot delivered a note-perfect, if squeaky as ever, performance as Barbie-in-Chief while Mr. Klum, aka 1.5 hit wonder 'Seal', was there to lend his support and warble something about not surviving unless we get a little crazy."
(Dec. 7, 2005, Ghost of a Flea, http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/006971.html)

Made-up citation: "If you'll be my Barbie-in-chief, I will be your Wookie-in-chief. Why are you running away?"

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