paleo-lady

noun. A cavewoman?

Real citation: "Ezrael, as an aside, I would like to point out that at times Jon needs others to tell him when he's going too far. It was my belief that he did so with the paleo-lady. I pointed it out, and the behavior changed."
(July 31, 2002, Jon Sullivan Diary, http://www.jonsullivan.com/DiaryDetail.php?pg=364&mat=ddef)

Made-up citation: "I know how to treat a paleo-lady. After a dino-carriage ride and some fire-discovering, we go back to my cave to 'invent the wheel,' if you know what I mean."

AHEMdelusionsofgrandeurAHEM

interjection. What's that you were saying? I was busy surveying my kingdom.

Real citation: "Seriously? You thought someone broke into your house and stole your cat because he has a twitter account? AHEMdelusionsofgrandeurAHEM."
(July 10, 2009, Wry Redhead, Twitter, http://twitter.com/wryredhead/status/2583690335)

Made-up citation: "I have a positive attitude. Whenever the little people saying AHEMdelusionsofgrandeurAHEM, I hear only booyahs, whoo-hoos, bravos, and attaboys, along with whistles and whoops of approval/envy/worship/lust. I love those little people."

abysslessness

noun. Sigh. Where's an abyss when you really need one?

Real citation: "the importance of individual productions is tantamount to the production of an individual, where the other comes from, the self gains space, understandings, questions, fears, anxiety -- but paramount is the production, for when one starts w/ nothing & ends up witha mountain, one asks, "from whence these peaks has this view formed?" & an ever-building altitude is essential for contribution to our great endeavor, so thank you Matt, for taking the time & writing it all down, openly, honestly, w/ heart & vigor -- the influences are to be celebrated, their sweat has given us greater platform away from the abyss/ toward the abyss -- to embrace the abyss via an unrelenting abysslessness thru conduit of self-constructing materiality."
(Sept. 15, 2008, Santiago's Dead Wasp, http://santiagosdeadwasp.blogspot.com/2008/09/so-what-now.html)

Made-up citation: "I wondered why I was having such a great day... Then it hit me: the abysslessness! That jailbreak didn't hurt either."

arghh-ified

adj. Some situations are crying out for an "arghh". Others require a "spluh!" or "aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeeeee!"

Real citation: "... A year later they get all arghh-ified. I do think it should be called 'Left 2 Die'. lol"
(June 10, 2009, Tyler Axtell, Twitter, http://twitter.com/SOG_Adino/statuses/2102647897)

Made-up citation: "Your yodeling is solid and shows promise... Now let's try it again--but more arghh-ified and Tom Waits-y."

de-kid-ifying

verb. House apes begone! Farewell, crotchfruit!

Real citation: "De-kid-ifying myself after the holiday rush at work. First step, practice speaking like an adult. Second step, stop blowing raspberries. :)"
(July 4, 2009, Elle White, Twitter, http://twitter.com/ellewhite/statuses/2474653031)

Made-up citation: "Our company specializes in de-kid-ifying and de-demon-ifying: We're the first daycare staffed with trained exorcist practitioners. You're welcome, America!"

bexenu

noun. Like bejesus and besatan, but more scientology-y.

Real citation: "seven!? how the bexenu did that happen?"
(May 26, 2008, Paradox Interactive Forums, http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?t=354545&page=10)

Made-up citation: "When Thor was a kid, Zeus and Papa Smurf used to scare the bexenu out of him... That's before the little guy found his mystical hammer; you can only feel so secure with a mystical snorkel."

Mc-Muffin-gasmic

adj. I should've got this entry sponsored. I wonder if Target would be interested...

Real citation: "Mc-Muffin-gasmic. That looks better than my McDonalds addiction mc-muffins."
(Jan. 7, 2009, Healthy. Happy. Life., http://kblog.lunchboxbunch.com/2009/01/giggling-morning-muffin-sandwich-its.html)

Made-up citation: "True fact: Many women can only achieve a Mc-Muffin-gasmic state when eating pancakes."