noun. An Undead American with a taste for the unclean (but deeeeeee-licious).
Real citation: “I'm a hampire, and a baconpire and a cheeseburgerpire. No wonder I'm so ample.”
(Nov. 21, 2005, http://www.haloscan.com/comments/blogho/113258636660043114/)
Made-up citation: “No one knows how baconpires are created. Was a conjugal event between Count Chocula and Porky Pig involved? Further research is needed.”