Monday, October 06, 2008


noun. Jizz got an upgrade--just in time for the holidays.

Real citation: "These robots could be used to take samples from different areas, diagnose latent diseases and even cure conditions such as hypothyroidism and diabetes (the pseudo-robo-sperm swim around checking your blood sugar level, if it gets too high then they excrete insulin through mini pumps; I’m assuming there’ll also be a way to replenish the supply of insulin)."
(July 22, 2008,,

Made-up citation: "There is one surprise left in the Presidential race: pseudo-robo-sperm-gate. Who will be scandalized? Who will be robo-sperminated? Only Wolf Blitzer's marmot--gifted from birth with the second sight--knows for sure."

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