noun. Should I be afraid or amused? I'm a doctor, not a panty-hose-ologist.
Real citation: "i'm PANTY-HOSE-ZILLA.. ARRR.. PANTY."
(Aug. 3, 2008, http://cookiemanic.livejournal.com/2008/08/03/)
Made-up citation: "Even hoseheads and hosebeasts fear the mighty panty-hose-zilla... But hosers and hose monsters are another story, according to my mother."