adj. Like bewigged, but less comfortable--and involving the buttockier regions.
Real citation: "The M/T uses the two Tasloi he is holding as shields and successfully deflects the blows of the attacking Tasloi at the expense of the life of one of their bewedgied companions."
(Sept. 26, 2000, http://oracle.wizards.com/scripts/wa.exe?A2=ind0009d&L=dnd-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=64292)
Made-up citation: "I woke up in a confoobled, bewedgied state. Have Francesca's ferrets violated the sanctity of my nethergarments and mind yet again?"