Sunday, October 19, 2008


noun. A metal monkey made to maul men and meerkats! Meep!

Real citation: "At that point, it will become obvious to many that this technology could save countless lives, if it could be applied to humans. The media of the time will be running clips of some macaque that died a week ago, was disassembled and buried, and now lives on as a robo-macaque that recognizes its owners, plays with blocks, and hoards jelly beans exactly as it did before."
(Aug. 15, 2008,,

Made-up citation: "Give that
robo-macaque a nano-banana. Quickly! Before he throws his turbo-turds at us..."

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