noun. A metric ew-load of involuntary protein spillage.
Real citation: "TransContinental MegaBarfage of Wasted space"
(Michael A. Petonic, Oct. 5, 1993, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.warlord/browse_frm/thread/33fc499513c25490/c5b97d45e622b9c2?lnk=st&q=mega-barfage&rnum=1&hl=en#c5b97d45e622b9c2)
Made-up citation: "Since you came into my life, there's been joy, despair, pleasure, megabarfage, inner peace, and police intervention. Kind of a mixed bag."