pontificatedness

noun. A quality found in Popes and freelance pontificators, plus a few species of squirrel monkey--the ones with a God complex, anyway.

Real citation: "Blessed pontificatedness (or something like that)!!! Once agin, it was time."
(June 20, 2008, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=230656641&blogID=407450851)

Made-up citation: "I grow weary of pontificatedness, even when I agree with the point of the pont. However, I could listen to sermons day and night on the seventeen virtues of Swedish pancakes, the most holy of all breakfasticular phenomena."