peefulness

noun. Like mindfulness, but, you know... It's got that puddle thing goin' on.

Real citation: "It's a real drag to take him pee in the middle of the night, but I don't want him to learn to sleep through his peefulness. That just seems like a recipe for bed-wetting later on. So far he's pretty good about waking up when he needs to pee, especially after midnight. For the first few hours after he goes to sleep he's generally too conked out to wake up, and that's when most of the peeing happens. After that he pretty much stays dry."
(Aug. 28, 2005, msLaura, http://www.viviente.com/2005/08/peeing-and-lucid-dreaming.html)

Made-up citation: "After dogs play, they are prone to peefulness. After I drink a smoothie that's bigger than the Yeti, so am I."