lipstickicity

noun. Incessant jibber-jabber and hunkum-bunkum about a cosmetic item that (so I've heard) is often applied to a barnyard animal.

Real citation: "Bondo, I have had quite enough with all the lipstickicity of political discourse lately."
(Sept. 15, 2008, Feministing, http://www.feministing.com/archives/011036.html)

Made-up citation: "Lipstick lesbians, lipstick librarians, lipstick Lutherans, lipstick longshoremen, and lipstick lion-tamers will be holding their national conference on Lipstickicity and Hegemony in Post-colonial Paradigms at the Hyatt in Fresno this year. If you spot any lipstick lounge lizards, bring them too."

(Thanks to Gemma for spotting this lipsticky lexical item).