Real citation: "My English Muffin-fu is strong"
(Nov. 21, 2005, Adam's Moblog, http://moblog.net/view/112413/my-english-muffin-fu-is-strong)
Made-up citation: "My mother was a warrior. She taught me the atomic wedgie, the figure-four leglock, the pimp slapshot, the defenestration two-step, and the Kentucky kidney kabob. She made me learn some things myself: In foggy London, I discovered my English muffin-fu--plus, I can do things with a scone that will grow hair on the bottom of your feet."