noun. Rule by the holiest of the holies, the supreme commander of the earthly realm, the grand poobahette of all women and a few bepenised organisms: Sweet merciful Oprah!
Real citation: "This growing interest in politics has not gone unnoticed at the lair of Oprah Winfrey. Oprah followers have given her a dedicated volunteer base to spread the influence of Obama’s campaign. Wielding her supernatural powers of mind control and weight fluctuation to reign over daytime TV viewers, with her Oprah-garchy."
(April 10, 2008, The Spit Valve, http://www.thespitvalve.com/?p=11)
Made-up citation: "Would you rather live in an Oprah-garchy or a kindergarchy? I'll stick to my warm, familiar crack-pipe-garchy, thanks."