Wednesday, September 24, 2008


noun. Such ingratitude! Such femininity! Marry me?

Real citation: "Listen you ingratess, you better shut up and fall in line."
(July 15, 1996,

Made-up citation: "Don't be such an ingratess, said God to Eve. Not known for his liberated views on gender, God then asked Eve to make him pancakes--sweet merciful Swedish pancakes of Biblical proportions."

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