noun. Some fetishes are greener than others, and I don't mean leper-licking. I don't know what I mean, actually. I just work here.
Real citation: "The Vatican until recently was ambivalent and far too conciliatory towards Islam. Pope Benedict spoke the truth about the madness of Islam and its founder Mohammed recently, but groveled out apologies within a week, after Muslims threatened to literally kill him. Islam is not a religion. Neither is scientology, eco-fetishology, wiccan worship or druidism. The Church does not engage in inter-faith healing projects with tree worshippers yet it gets on bended knee to placate a 7th century pagan Arabian cult. It is doubtful that this will change in the near future. Regarding Islam then, the left wing socialists have a luke-warm ally in the Vatican."
(Craig Read, Oct. 30, 2006, http://www.craigread.com/displayPrinterFriendly.aspx?contentID=443)
Made-up citation: "I have devoted my life to eco-fetishology, ever since Count Chocula-ism let me down when I needed a savior/breakfast. Damn you, you chocolate vampire! Damn you straight to a milky hell!"