Thursday, September 04, 2008


adj. An important component of vice-presidential candidates, oil-drilling mechanisms, and marauding fembot armies.

Real citation: "Because if you believe what Kudlow believes--that the markets want the Republicans to win, and go down with the prospect of Democrats winning--then this week's Dow losing streak signifies a solidifying consensus among portfolio managers and traders that the McCain campaign is riding to defeat, despite Sarah Palin's diamond-tipped-nippled bravura."
(James Wolcott, Sept. 4, 2008,

Made-up citation: "I'll have a half-caff, non-fat, no-whip, diamond-tipped-nippled latte on wheels. Just don't tell my wife."

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