Real citation: "Are you sure he didn't say 'moosementum'? That, I'll give her. I mean she can field dress one. Is that different from house dressing one? I'm a city girl."
(Sept. 2, 2008, Daily Kos, http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/2/215658/4011/738/584031)
Made-up citation: "It surprises political scientists that moosementum has become a key factor in the 2008 election--though 'reindeer-gate' has long been predicted as an inevitable battle site in the annual War on Christmas."