Real citation: "Frappawhatsit and the health factor
While my favorite Starbucks drink, the Caramel Macchiato, is a real drink--macchiato an Italian word meaning "marked" or "stained"--it turns out that others like Frappuccino were simply made-up, and only represent the Starbucks beverage. Allow me to explain."
(Sept. 17, 2008, My Caramel Macchiato Fix, http://caramelmacchiatofix.blogspot.com/2008/09/frappawhatsit-and-health-factor.html)
Made-up citation: "You fed your cockawhatever a frappawhatsit? Maybe that's why she made a poopamajig on your hickeymadoodle."