adj. Thoroughly blootered. Majorly sozzled. Truly pixilated. Kinda stinko.
Real citation: "2:53 p.m. A man who had been drinking fell asleep in the 100 block of South G Street with his pantaloons at insufficient altitude to forestall indecency. Police consulted with the bare-butted booze-woozed bibulant, who wasn’t drunk enough to arrest and wandered off on his own aromatic steam."
(Kevin L. Hoover, May 6, 2008, The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=Pagesetter&func=printpub&tid=2&pid=925)
Made-up citation: "I am a lightweight drinker: happy after one beer, tipsy after two, booze-woozed after three, and naked in an alley performing questionable acts with rabid wombats for spare change after four."