noun. Now I know what to name my daughter: Nancy Poopenheifer Peters Palin.
Real citation: "Oh Jesus, check this out. Here’s a McCain campaign senior strategist, Nancy Poopenheifer or some such, talking with enigmatic Fox & Friends clown Steve Doocy about how the vice presidential debate is somehow ALREADY RIGGED for Joe Biden. Apparently it could focus on foreign policy, and that would just be unfair to Sarah Palin — how the hell is she supposed to know bullhickey about the various foreign policies? This debate is a SHAM, and since black Gwen Ifill is moderating it, well, you know she’s in the tank. Just look at all of that melanin!"
(Jim Newell, Sept. 29, 2008, Wonkette, http://wonkette.com/403118/palins-people-to-lower-expectations-as-much-as-humanly-possible)
Made-up citation: "Will Nancy Poopenheifer please report to the bathroom? We have a Code Orange in stall three. The groundhog has landed."