noun. Such a handy device in a turdtastrophe.
Real citation: "If I'm marshalling the 90, it will have to be a real big one. Maybe I should bring along the 'Depoopinator 3000" heavy duty industrial plunger."
(Jan. 24, 2008, Slotblog!, http://slotblog.net/index.php?s=d08f611dc0d161ab0ac68942aa9e5189&showtopic=4919&pid=86142&st=20&#entry86142)
Made-up citation: "Nurse, hand me the depoopinator. Hmm. Doesn't seem to be getting the job done. Do we still have the marmot?"