Friday, December 12, 2008


noun. The real reason war with Iran is inevitable. Hummus in space!

Real citation: "Imagine being an Iranian-onaut(one wonders what they'll be called, besides 'The Late' something something). Iran officially announced their intentions to put a man in space in the next ten years, after sort of almost kinda making a rocket into orbit this week. And they PROMISE they are NOT planning to use any of this orbital guided rocket stuff to launch nuclear warheads at people. Riiiigght."
(Aug. 21, 2008, Livejournal,
Made-up citation: "Last night, I dreamed about an Iranian-onaut and a leprechaun. They were in love, but on opposite sides of the Cola wars. No one would give ginger ale a chance. Finally, my mother nuked Iceland, and I woke up."

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