battle-tastic-tacular-gasm-worthy

adj. Fight! Fight! Fight! Gak! Ugh! Kaboom! Blurgh! Pow! Fooz! Quuuuk! Hghghg! Vlotz! Aiiiiiiieeee!

Real citation: "After all, even if the game is battle-tastic-tacular-gasm worthy, it'd get old if you had to play it alone or in a foreign language."
(Jan. 14, 2008, Triple Peeps Productions, http://www.triplepeeps.com/boards/viewtopic.php?p=3363&sid=db006ade5e99f72e837a496250094541)

Made-up citation: "So your spaceship is battle-tested, huh? Well, my friend, did you know my astro-death-bomber is battle-tastic-tacular-gasm-worthy? Heh heh heh. Stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it till math class."