adj. An unpopular feature in these smooth times, when deforestation of the planet and all its inhabitants is of the utmost priority.
Real citation: "Head in Vend-O-Hair machine"
(Don Martin, June 1971, Doug Gilford's Mad Cover Site, http://www.collectmad.com/madcoversite/index-dmd-alphabetical.html)
Made-up citation: "I put toast in the vend-o-hair thingy again. Then I named the slice Uncle Bernard. Would you like to have tea and toast with my Uncle Bernard? Why are you running away?"