Saturday, December 13, 2008


adj. Only a few cakes achieve this divine, herpes-like state. That's going to sound awesome in the commercial.

Real citation: "its caketagious, highly infections desire to consume large amounts of sugary confections..... oooohhh sugar!!"
(Sept. 18, 2008, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "The holidays are a caketagious time, doctors warn. Is that why I've gained 40 pounds in four days, and my skin has been replaced with a thick layer of frosting? I've never felt so moist, delicious, and desirable to the opposite sex and local rodents."

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