Tuesday, December 02, 2008


noun. Yiddish stigmata. Or a regional term for the brave new worlds and civilizations growing in my bathtub...

Real citation: "Stigmata schmigmata: Vatican turns away followers from 'new Padre Pio'"
(March 3, 2008, Schmuckraker, http://www.schmuckraker.com/2008/03/latest-polls-from-texas-and-ohio-show.html)

Made-up citation: "Schmangelina's schmigmata! Schmelebuturds schmanoodling! Schmaby schmumps! I love my all-Yiddish tabloid."

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