noun. Below-the-belt-wear that won't distract innocent bystanders and other sleazeballs.
Real citation: "Magda just gave directions to two sets of tourists. Fortunately she was wearing a leg burqa (jeans) so they paid attention."
(Magda P., Dec. 14, 2008, Facebook status update)
Made-up citation: "I slipped on half-melted ice and crashed into a puddle, soaking my stylish leg burqa. Though my discourse is elevated by such exotic terminology, I still felt like an ass."