Bat-spatula

noun. It'll flip a pancake or the Penguin, according to focus groups.

Real citation: "BUT DUDE BATMAN HAS EVERYTHING ON HIS BELT!!
'OH NO BATMAN! THOSE SIZZLING HAMBURGARS ARE ABOUT TO BURN AND RUIN MEMORIAL-DAY DINNER!!!'
'Don't worry, Robin. I'll simply flip out my trusty bat-spatula! Now, lets go take those photos of you in your underwear... so I can get that new suit fit just right for you.... yeah.'"
(May 29, 2006, Delteria Forums, http://forums.delteria.com/index.php?s=d7cadf5d75bd8b6d01e0b3453f3530e3&showtopic=1159&st=0&p=18194&#entry18194)

Made-up citation: "My marriage to Mindy was going so well. We had children, a house, three cars, and six TVs. Then she found the Bat-spatula, hidden in the deepest bowels of our basement, where I thought it was safe from prying eyes and foul fingers. How do you explain that to your soulmate? Super-kitchen-utensils weren't part of our wedding vows, much to my chagrin..."