Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Odinosity

noun. Odin-itude. The essence of the only lord I worship. Well, other than the sweet sacred goddess of the pancake, Mrs. Butterworth.

Real citation: "For maximum Odinosity, you would probably need to have a single corneal transplant and then leave the other eye alone."
(Jan. 22, 2008, Livejournal, http://lilmissnever.livejournal.com/89104.html?thread=1191440)

Made-up citation: "With sounds and sights of Santa and Jesus attacking the general populace like angry bears upon a jam-covered teenager, it is hard to keep Odinosity in mind. But the faithful shall be rewarded! Someday, Odin's ravens may poop on your head, if you want it bad enough."

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